The Fridge Saga

Have you ever noticed that Will and I have a lot of sagas?  If you search this blog for “saga” you’ll come up with 4 different sagas… and those are only the ones I deemed comedic enough to post about.  Maybe we’re too melodramatic.  Well… another saga has made the list.  Get ready for the great refrigerator saga of 2020 (though this saga spans multiple years).  (Hint: you may want to scroll down to the craft so you can make yourself a beverage before you settle in to read this one.)

Well… let me start off by saying that our house is about 25 years old, and the previous owners left us with all original appliances.  We didn’t mind because those things are workhorses!  Unfortunately even workhorses get sent to the glue factory eventually (wow morbid! Animal farm much?)  3 years ago, I replaced an internal coil on our oven and managed to keep it in business, 2 years ago our washer and then dryer kicked the bucket (read: the drum on the washer actually rusted out and fell out the bottom of the washer).  The dishwasher died in April of 2020 and the refrigerator died in August of 2020. We honestly didn’t realize the fridge was dying; we just thought the new bread we got didn’t freeze solid in the freezer, which we considered a bonus.  Eventually we discovered that other items in the freezer weren’t frozen and we decided to order a new fridge.

Well… our house has this stupid built in cabinet around our fridge that is TINY.  It is a narrow, and short.  So short in fact that there is only one standard size fridge that really fits it – made by Whirlpool.  I ordered that fridge from my favorite local appliance store, and got a call back with a warning that the fridge was out of stock and there were 400 people on the waitlist for that fridge.  Wow.  He thought it would be around November before we could get the fridge. Yikes.  He was super helpful though and found us another model that would fit that they had in stock.  Great.  So we cleaned out the old fridge and they came to deliver the new one.  The delivery person luckily thought to measure – and for some reason this fridge was 1/2″ too tall.  I don’t know if it was me or the salesperson who messed up, but we were both annoyed.  We decided to just wait for the other fridge in November since there really were no other fridges that fit.

Our other fridge by this point was basically dead – we thought it was limping along but one day I thought to put a thermometer in the fridge and it clocked in at 55.  Terrifying.  I was pregnant with Patricia and kept having nightmares about listeria (as if I needed any more things to add to my nightmares).  So in a stroke of genius I called around home depots to see if they had anything in stock.  The only fridges they had available were apartment sized fridges so we ended up with this 10.1cu ft model.

Let me tell you, it is tiny.  7.4 cu feet of fridge space is not much for a family of 3… soon to be 4.  Going from a 22 cu ft model with 17 cu feet of fridge space to less than half of that space was challenging.  I think the only thing that made it work was the full size freezer we have in the basement.  So… skip ahead to November, and I don’t hear anything about the new Whirlpool fridge.  I call before Thanksgiving and they have heard nothing from Whirlpool – none of the 400 fridges on backorder have come in.  We have a minimalist Thanksgiving so we can fit it all in our tiny fridge.

I continue calling monthly to see if our fridge is in.  It is not in.  In February we get a call from the appliance store to say that they received a notice from Whirlpool that the model of fridge we have on backorder is no longer being manufactured at this time due to covid.  They expect to resume manufacturing in the future.  He asks if we want to stay on the waitlist and I say sure.  I stop calling monthly.  June rolls around and we get a call from the appliance store – by some crazy miracle our fridge is in!  Unfortunately he called us the day after Tesla started our house, and we were not allowed to have anyone else on site so we had to postpone delivery.  After Tesla rescheduled a couple times we finally postpone delivery the end of June.  The appliance folks call back and we finally reschedule to July on my birthday.

By this point our oven had died too (more on that maybe in another post).  So both get delivered without a hitch.  As the delivery people are leaving, I notice the fridge door isn’t closing properly with that satisfying suction feel.  The delivery person takes a look and notices that the door is not actually sealing – there is a 1/2″ gap around the seam of the refrigerator.  He thinks it is probably just the gasket.  The appliance store calls us and lets us know that they have asked their repair department to take a look, but that they are crazy backed up.  They also let us know that they told the repair department to prioritize us since we’ve been waiting for this fridge since the civil war.

We hear nothing that day from the repair department, so at 4:30pm Will calls.  They are very sympathetic and get us on the schedule for 7am the following day.  The repair person shows up and fiddles around with the door for about 15 minutes.  Will asks, “can it be fixed?”  He shakes his head sadly.  Apparently the internal hinge that mounts the door was installed crooked.  The appliance company calls me back again, trying to offer me more solutions and clearly feeling very bad about this fridge.  That’s where the saga ends.  We have a useless fridge sitting in our kitchen as well as our tiny Magic Chef fridge, which I have become very fond of despite its small stature.  Well that’s mostly where it ends – I did call a couple cabinet companies and I think maybe we have to replace our cabinets to get a bigger fridge.

Let me tell you, meal planning gets way harder when you have to figure out how to fit a week worth of groceries in a tiny fridge.  You can’t have leftovers, ever.  They just don’t fit.  On top of that, we were too scared to do take out (I mean we were even having our groceries delivered).  This meant that we cooked 3 meals a day every single day from March 2020 until we got vaccinated in May 2020.  It was ridiculous.  When we got vaccinated, Will and I started doing take out, and we’ve been doing it a bit too often.  I’d say we have been eating out at least 8 meals a week.  EIGHT MEALS.  That is a ridiculous amount of take out.  We still don’t like to go into the restaurants if we can avoid it (though we have made the exception for Indian food several times) so we usually do curbside pick up.  I’m completely sick of take out, but Will and Julius aren’t.  Actually I think the dead give away that we have overdone the take out was the conversation we had with Julius on Friday.

Me: Julius, we’re having grilled [vegetarian] sausages or hot dogs for dinner.  Would you like a hot dog or a sausage?

Julius: I don’t want that for dinner, I want curbside pick up!!!

Later we figured out that curbside pickup meant quesadillas from Moe’s which Julius loves.  He did eat a half sausage and half hot dog with cole slaw though, so I consider that meal a win.

Now, let’s calm your nerves with some tea!  I made these shaped tea bags for my virtual spa ladies’ night, but I think they would be great for mother’s day or another special occasion.  I made them all on the sewing machine, which took far less time and allowed me to make 30 of them in a relatively short amount of time.  I think if you were to sew them by hand they were actually look a lot better and you could make more intricate shapes.  I intend to try this at some point in the future…

Designer Tea Bags

What you’ll need:

  1. Place two coffee filters on top of one another.  Iron them flat (cotton), make sure to move the iron frequently to keep from burning.
  2. Thread your machine with organic thread and a bobbin with organic thread.  Insert fine needle.
  3. Free-hand stitch a heart onto your filters, starting at the side of the heart.  Leave a 1″ gap.
  4. Insert funnel into the gap, and fill with 1 tsp of tea.
  5. Return heart to sewing machine and stitch over the gap to close it, back stitching at beginning and end to secure.
  6. Trim around the heart stitching, leaving a 1/4″ border.
  7. Using a cricut (or a scissor) cut out little hearts from the pink paper for your tea bag tag. 
  8. Thread your hand sewing needle with organic cotton thread.  Stitch through the stitching on one lobe of the heart, then knot.  Stitch through a lobe of the paper heart (or circle cut out from cricut) and knot, leaving the thread 2.5 inches long. Trim. 

 

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Little Things

Well, friends I am super excited.  We have a solar roof!!!  Some of you may know that we signed up (and put a deposit down) for a Tesla solar roof on day one of the announcement… which was before Julius was born… over 4 years ago.  We knew we were going to have to wait, so that is why we are super excited that we actually have one now!  Honestly, Will and I aren’t early adopters of pretty much anything, but we needed a new roof anyway (really needed a new roof after 4 years of waiting) and thought we might as well get a new roof while saving the planet.  The roof looks INCREDIBLE.  It looks exactly the same as the pictures but even BETTER.  I have to take a picture now that the construction equipment is gone, but here it is right after they finished it.      

The crew who installed it was awesome.  They worked on Saturday to finish it, and when they finished up they were so funny.  We were sitting on the screen porch and they walked by and said “Lexi… you have a solar roof”.  When I got all excited and started to walk outside to see the finished product they joked, “wait!  You can’t look at it yet – we need to wrap it all up and put a bow around it, then you tear it off.  Oh and there is a camera crew coming from the local paper for the ribbon cutting.”  I told them that they had to wait so I could run inside and put on make up.  Now we just have to wait for a couple inspections before they can power it on…

(By the way this article was definitely not funded by Tesla, since you know I don’t do sponsored articles on my blog.  That said, if you DO want a solar roof, solar panels or car, you should definitely use my referral link – you’ll get a $100 discount off the Tesla solar roof or Tesla solar panels and 1000 miles of free Supercharging when you buy a Tesla vehicle and I get a kick back too.)

On top of that exciting news, PATRICIA IS CRAWLING!  (Am I a bad mom for putting Tesla news first? Be honest.)  We knew it was going to be any day now since she’s been doing a sort of inch worm thing for a couple weeks but Julius always looked like he might crawl and he never did.  Since she started to become mobile we prepped Julius on keeping choking hazards away from Patricia.  Julius is constantly followed by choking hazards, be it the detritus of craft projects or food and toy related flotsam and jetsam.  It is terrifying.  He has gotten very cognizant of pointing out choking hazards to us.  On the first day Patricia crawled, she crawled right towards Will.  Julius tried to get Patricia to come to him next, but on the way towards her brother she was distracted by a pile of colorful meeples (that Julius likes to play with).  Julius recounted the story to me afterwards as, “Patricia crawled first to Dada, then to some choking hazards!”  Terrifying!

Well I’ve got a project that started before I had a second baby who put everything in her mouth!  You may remember for Julius’ birthday that we had a Winnie the Pooh themed party.  In lieu of candy, we filled his piñata with 100% fruit snacks and Winnie the Pooh figures that I made.  I loved some of the ones we saw on Etsy so I used a couple of them as examples.  My paint job hasn’t worn off yet, so I will use this method again to make more (when Patricia is past the choking hazard phase).

Painted Wooden Peg Dolls

What you’ll need:

  • unfinished wood peg dolls
  • acrylic paints in assorted colors
  • black sharpie paint marker
  • Mod Podge Clear gloss acrylic spray sealer
  1. Paint peg dolls with acrylic paint as desired.  Let dry completely
  2. Draw features with black Sharpie paint marker.  Let dry completely.
  3. Spray peg dolls with clear gloss sealer.  Let dry completely.
  4. Apply a second coat of sealer.  Let dry.

 

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Proud

Well I’m going to keep this one short and sweet because Mandar is in town!  We have got to pack in the in-person board games while we can!  It’s nice to play >2 player board games in person, so that’s what we’ll be doing later.

This month is Pride Month so we’ve been celebrating with some great books.  Our library has a great selection of books and my brother and sister-in-law’s library in Dallas has been doing some great virtual events, including Drag Queen Storytime.  Julius has been enjoying everything of course.  Of all the books we’ve read my favorites have been “Prince and Knight” and “What Riley Wore”.  Julius has brought up “Julian is a Mermaid” the most because his name is so close to that of the protagonist.  He then proceeds to be a mermaid.

Speaking of cute things Julius has said, I was really proud when I overheard Julius’ playtime the other day.  He was down at my office desk playing with my princess Leia action figures.  One of them has a removable skirt and cape.  I overheard Julius creating the following dialogue “yes, you can put on the skirt because girls wear dresses and sometimes boys”.

For Pride this year I wanted an actual decoration for my door to spread the love.  Since I don’t have a flagpole, that was out. I must confess that when I bought some of the supplies for the previous couple crafts I had Pride in mind.  I bought an extra roll of rainbow ribbon for my St. Patty’s Day banner, and an extra wreath form for the mobile.  This is super simple to whip together, the hardest part is getting the wreath form to fit under your sewing machine foot!

Rainbow Peace Sign

What you’ll need:

  • 2 yards of 1″ rainbow grossgrain ribbon
  • 16″ wooden wreath ring
  • needle and embroidery thread
  1. Take your gross grain ribbon and fold an inch of ribbon over the wreath ring, wrapping the wooden wreath form inside the ribbon.  Pin.
  2. Remove the presser foot on your sewing machine and pass the wreath under the foot.  Fit a zipper foot to the machine and stitch through the ribbon as close as possible to the wreath.
  3. Remove the wreath from the machine by again removing the presser foot and slipping the wreath ring out from under it.
  4. Stretch the ribbon out to the opposite end of the wreath, so the ribbon bisects the circle forming two hemispheres.  Fold the ribbon over the wreath ring as you did in step 1.  Trim so that the wrapped ribbon is only 1″ beyond the ring. Temporarily pin.
  5. Find the center of the bisecting ribbon and pin a second piece of ribbon at this point on the underside of the bisecting ribbon.  Pull the ribbon out towards the edge of the wreath form, so it forms one side of a peace sign.  Again wrap the ribbon over the wreath ring as you did in step 1.  Trim so it is only 1″ overlap and pin.  Adjust the pin in the center of the peace sign as necessary.
  6. Repeat step 5 for the other side of the peace sign.
  7. Remove the 3 pins on the bottom of the wreath form so that you are able to slide the pinned center of the ribbons under the sewing machine.  Stitch.
  8. Repin the 3 pins on the wreath form to form your peace sign again as in step 4,5,6.  Make sure everything in taunt.
  9. Remove the presser foot on your sewing machine and pass the wreath under the foot.  Fit a zipper foot to the machine and stitch through each ribbon as close as possible to the wreath.
  10. Pass a piece of thread through the top most loop. Tie and knot to form a hanger.
  11. Hang with pride!

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Poppies will put them to Sleep

Julius and Patricia are so darn cute.  Julius has been able to get hold of his emotions and has been having less melt downs.  He still has a few but he usually runs in the other room and does “snake breaths” and then runs back in smiling and hissing, all proud of himself.  He’s constantly asking Will and I “can you play with me”?  And he wants us to act out little adventures with his animals.  This morning he built his favorite little choking hazards animals two “street sweepers” and drove them around the room to “Rhode Island to get vaccinated because they went in the grocery store without a mask on and are sick now”.

A couple days ago Patricia hoisted herself up from a sitting position on the floor to standing, so she could stare into the bathtub while the water was filling.  I was completely amazed.  She is desperate to be mobile!  She hasn’t quite figured out crawling yet.  Will took a video of her doing this inch worm thing to move across the floor.  It works, but is not terribly efficient.  It is cute though.

We have started seeing people again.  I’m going to tell you right now, it is weird.  A couple people came back in town from far away, so in order to see them we had to get outside our cushy comfort zones.  It is really nice to see people again, though it makes me realize how rusty I am at interacting with people in person again.  Looking people in the eyes?  How weird.  You mean I can’t just stare at the video preview of myself while I tell my story?

So today is the last installment of Patricia’s bug mobile tutorial.  This fabric poppy would look even better if you used some kind of crumply stiff fabric… but the mobile was felt, so I stuck with felt.  I used a bunch of different crazy colors to match the Icelandic poppies on Patricia’s curtains and I’m glad I did.  It adds a happy rainbow of colors to the mobile.

Felt Icelandic Poppies

What You’ll Need:

  • felt in color of choice for petals
  • lime green felt
  • yellow felt
  • yellow embroidery thread
  • needle and thread to match petal color
  • stuffing
  • Pattern here
  1. Cut out center of poppy in green felt following pattern. Cut petals in color of your choice following the pattern.  Cut a 2″x1″ strip of yellow felt.
  2. Cut slits in strip of felt about 3/4″ long and 2mm apart.  This will be the stamena.
  3. Take green circle and sew a running stitch all around the edge leaving a long tail on your thread.  Stuff with a tiny piece of fluff and pull up fabric around it to form a pistil.  Tie tails of thread together.
  4. Take 3 strands of embroidery floss and stitch through the unfinished edge of fabric pistil, over the top, and back through the other side.  Pull taunt.  Repeat two or 3 more times, spacing out your threads so they look like spokes on a wheel.  Knot and trim.
  5. Lay your flower petal pieces on top of each other so they form an “x”.
  6. Place pistil in the center of the “x”.
  7. Stitch straight through the petals and pistil from back to front, loop over all the strand of embroidery thread and back down through the center again and through the petals.  Knot.
  8. Place the yellow stamena piece around the green pistil by forming a rough ring.  Overlap the two unfinished ends.
  9. Fold the petals up and stitch through one petal near the bottom, through the stamena, through the pistil, back through the stamena, and out through the opposite petal.
  10. Repeat step 9 going back through the other two petals. Knot.
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Love Bugs

Patricia is such a silly lady.  It’s funny to see her personality evolve.  Patricia has been eating solid foods like a champ.  We started her a few weeks ago, and already she’s glomming things down.  I am pretty sure Julius didn’t start eating solid foods in earnest until 9 or 10 months.  She is a MUCH messier eater than Julius is though.  Julius would let us feed him and would open his mouth for more, taking dainty bites.  Patricia grabs the spoon while you are feeding her, particularly the end of the spoon with the food, then forces it into her own mouth.  After that she gums the spoon for a while, then drops it and smears food all over her face.  She is STRONG, so once she has hold of that spoon it’s all over until she gives it up.

The other day I went to clean her up after smearing herself with food and I ran her hands under the running water.  She got so excited that she started pumping her legs while I held her.  Since she was so excited about the water I decided to give her a bath instead (and of course Julius wanted to come too).  As we were waiting for the tub to fill up, she was squealing with joy and trying to climb into the tub (did I mention that she is almost crawling)!  She was SO EXCITED!  I don’t know if Patricia’s actions are just more obvious than Julius’s were or we are now more accustomed to baby language, but it is so much easier to interpret what she wants than it was for us with Julius.  It might be a bit of both.

On the other side of things, Julius these days is a total ham.  (Actually who am I kidding, as a baby Julius was a total ham.)  He has started singing us silly songs that he has made up.  Like “today is waffle day” and “the muffin song”  (not to be confused with do you know the muffin man).  Some of the lyrics are over the top.  My absolute favorite song I wish I had video recorded.  It had an actual tune that I cannot now remember, but the lyrics are the real gems.  Here you go,

Everybody is a bagel 

Every single person is wearing a bagel costume

Every person is dressed like a shrimp

-Julius Colton

I can’t make this stuff up.  I can however make some silly bugs.  Let’s get to it.

Patricia’s bugs

You will need:

  • black embroidery thread
  • small amount of stuffing
  • needle and thread in matching colors of felt below
  • pattern here

for bee:

  • yellow, black, white felt

for dragonfly:

  • white and two different colors felt for body
  • light blue tulle

for butterfly:

  • two different colors of felt for wings and body

Cut out all pattern pieces as directed.  Do not add seam allowance.

Cut pattern pieces as directed.

For dragonfly:

  1. Take one of the colors of small circle and place the second color of small circle on top to slightly overlap.  Handstitch along the edge of the top circle segment that overlaps.
  2. Overlap another circle in alternating color, and stitch as in step 1. Repeat for 4th circle.
  3. Take a large circle and slightly overlap the large circle with the side of the bug with the contrasting color.  Stitch as in step 1.
  4. Repeat steps 1-3 with the other half of the dragonfly.

    Back view of the finished dragonfly body pieces, next to a finished body.

  5. Using the embroidery thread, backstitch or split stitch a mouth onto one of the larger circles.  Make two eyes with french knots.
  6. Place the two halves of the dragonfly together and starting at the neck of the dragonfly, blanket stitch all the way around the dragonfly to the side below the neck, leaving an opening for stuffing.

    Stitch dragonfly halves together.

  7. Stuff dragonfly lightly, then finish stitching the rest of the head closed.
  8. Lay wings out with the top wing on the top, bottom on the bottom, slightly overlapping.  Repeat with tulle wings, overlapping the white wings.  Place body of dragonfly centered on top of the wings.
  9. Take the whole piece and flip it over, then stitch the wings to the body.

    Stitch wings to body.

For the Bee:

  1. Take one large circle and lay stripe in center of the large circle.  Stitch stripe to circle along the edges of the stripe.
  2. Overlap stinger on top of large circle below the stripe, so part of the stinger hangs off the circle.  Stitch stinger to circle at the top portion that overlaps.

    Finished body front and back.

  3. Place smaller circle on top of the body of the bee, slightly overlapping.  Stitch to body along the segment that overlaps.
  4. Repeat step 2 and 3 for the second large circle (you can also repeat step 1, but I didn’t bother).
  5. Using the embroidery thread, backstitch or split stitch a mouth onto the smaller circle connected to the striped bee body.  Make two eyes with french knots.  Instead of trimming the extra embroidery thread from the French knots, leave 2 inches of excess that will become your antennae.  Knot at top.

    French knot eye with antenna

  6. Place the two halves of the bee together and starting at the neck of the bee, blanket stitch all the way around the bee to the side below the neck, leaving an opening for stuffing.

    Stitching the bee halves together.

  7. Stuff bee lightly, then finish stitching the rest of the head closed.

    Stuff

  8. Lay wings out and place body of bee centered on top of the wings.
  9. Take the whole piece and flip it over, then stitch the wings to the body.

For the Butterfly:

  1. Place a wing detail on one part of the wing in the indicated spot.  Flip the wing and place the corresponding wing detail on the back of the wing so the two details sandwich the wing.
  2. Stitch through the wing detail, wing and opposite wing detail along the edges to attach the wing details.

    Stitch two green accent pieces on top of purple wing.

  3. Repeat for other 3 sets of details.
  4. Using the embroidery thread, backstitch or split stitch a mouth onto the head of one of the sets of butterfly bodies.  Make two eyes with french knots.  Instead of trimming the extra embroidery thread from the French knots, leave 1.5 inches of excess that will become your antennae.  Knot at top.
  5. Place the two halves of the butterfly body together and starting at the neck of the butterfly, blanket stitch all the way around the butterfly to the side below the neck, leaving an opening for stuffing.
  6. Stuff butterfly lightly, then finish stitching the rest of the head closed.
  7. Lay wings out and place body of butterfly centered on top of the wings.
  8. Take the whole piece and flip it over, then stitch the wings to the body.
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Bugs and Babies

Massachusetts lifted the mask mandate this past weekend which a lot of people are very excited about.  I’m not one of them since I still have two unvaccinated children and the chance of spread from a vaccinated person to an unvaccinated person is possible, albeit low.  That being said, it is not the vaccinated people spreading it that I’m concerned about.  I’m worried about the antivaxxers.  In the past, you could spot the people without masks from a mile off and keep your distance.  Julius makes a wide berth around adults without masks, and we do too.  Those people who couldn’t be bothered to wear masks during a global pandemic to protect others, probably are not listening to the science behind vaccines either.  Luckily many folks in MA are actually listening to science…

We are so lucky to live in one of the only countries that is wealthy enough to buy (multiple doses of) vaccines for all their citizens. While I don’t mind wearing my mask enough that I’m going to ditch it yet, I do mind the anxiety that the pandemic has caused.  It was amazing – as soon as I got that shot in my arm I felt that sense of dread lift.  I’m now even able to look back at the situation around us and reflect on it without panicking.  The reflection has brought me to a couple realizations.  The most uplifting insight is that the pandemic has brought about the mentality to “not put off until tomorrow what you can do today” (except cleaning – definitely still putting that off until tomorrow, or next week, or next month).  I mean just look at my random accomplishments!  I have finished projects I started when Julius was just born, mended items that have needed mending for years, started and finished dozens of projects and have reorganized half the house.  I’m pretty proud of myself.  I’m wondering how long that mentality is going to last when we start leaving the house and the piles of unfinished things blend into the background again…

So this post is dedicated to anti-procrastination!  The project I’m going to show you might be the epitome of anti-procrastination, or it might be some serious hardcore procrastination.  I’m not sure.  Before Julius was born I wanted to create a hot air balloon mobile for Julius and ended up buying one instead.  I love the mobile I bought him, so it all worked out.  For Patricia I again had dreams of making a mobile.  I envisioned a mobile with bees and flowers to match her room’s poppy theme.  I had a harder time finding one I liked this time around, so I had slightly more motivation to make one.  I wanted to finish one before Patricia moved from her bassinet into her crib so that she had something to stare at, but that (as expected) didn’t happen.  She outgrew her bassinet very quickly and by mid January we were sick of tiptoeing in and out of our room every night so not to wake her.  At this point though I was fully motivated.  I had a concept in my head that I sketched down and completed February 22nd.  I bought some supplies and spent many nights making tiny bugs and flowers out of felt to adorn her mobile.

When I had the bugs and flowers all ready, I spiked a fever and thought I had come down with covid from the one stranger that came into our house during the pandemic.  Will was also convinced I had covid so I ended up quarantined in my room until I got the results of my covid test.  Will and Julius left me food outside the room and I’d feed Patricia completely masked.  I was super scared and just stared at my phone waiting for the test results, which took two solid days (in the past they only took 12 hours).  Luckily my fever broke and the test came back negative, and that’s when I realized that it had probably had been mastitis the whole time.  At some point though, Will decided I could quarantine in the basement instead and I managed to finish stringing the mobile together instead of being bored out of my mind.  So mid-March I finally finished Patricia’s mobile and I’m so happy with how it came out!  I am pretty proud of myself that given a deadline I only missed the mark by 2 months, despite a toddler and infant and a fever.

Anyway, I’ll try to post the flowers and bugs in a future post, this is just how I strung the whole darn thing together.

Bugs and Flowers Mobile

What you’ll need:

  1. Cut a 2 foot length and three 2-yard pieces of crochet thread.  Knot the 2 foot length to form a loop then hang from a coat hanger.
  2. Thread your needle with on of the 2 yard pieces of thread. Pass the needle through the center of a pompom, through the loop, and back down through the center of the pom pom.  Remove the needle from the thread, and then pull the thread so the ends hang even. Repeat for the other two 2 yard pieces of thread.
  3. Hold the 12″ wide wreath ring about 6″ below the bottom of the knotted thread loop.
  4. Pass one end of a strand of crochet thread through the center of the 12″ ring, around the top and back down.  This should hold loosely using the friction of the thread on the ring (I’ll call this a friction knot for lack of a better term).
  5. Repeat step 4 with the opposite end of the strand of crochet thread.  Make sure the friction knot is directly across from the other one.
  6. Grab a new strand of crochet thread and repeat step 4 6 inches away from the previous friction knot.  Repeat step 5 for this thread.
  7. Repeat step 6 for the final thread.
  8. Adjust all threads so the hoop hangs parallel to the ground.
  9. Knot each thread onto the hoop so it will hold tightly.
  10. Cut two more 2 yard pieces of thread.
  11. Thread your needle with a piece of thread, then again pass it through the center of the pom pom, through the loop, and back down through the center of the pom pom as in step 2.  Even it out so the center of the thread sits at the pom pom.
  12. Repeat step 11 with the last piece of thread but instead of evening out the thread, instead knot just below the pom pom, pass one end of the needle and thread back up through the pom pom and trim so the end of the thread is hidden in the pom pom.  You should now have 3 threads hanging down the mobile unattached.
  13. Hold the 6″ ring about 5″ below the 12″ hoop.
  14. Pass one end of a strand of crochet thread through the center of the 6″ ring, around the top and back down.  Repeat for the other two threads, spacing the threads evenly around the 6″ ring.
  15. Knot each thread onto the hoop so it will hold tightly.
  16. Thread your needle with one of the central 3 threads.  Pass through two pompoms and into the top of an insect/flower.  Tie a loose knot to hold in place.
  17. Thread your needle with another central thread.  Pass through 1 pompom and into the back of an insect/flower. Tie a loose knot to hold in place.
  18. Repeat steps 16 and 17 for all insects and 3 flowers, alternating one pompom and 2 pompoms and alternating different insects and flowers.
  19. Using regular sewing thread stitch a poppy onto the 12″ and 6″ hoop where each thread meets the ring.
  20. Adjust the insect/flower height in the larger ring so when the inner ring spins it will not hit the insects.  My insects were around 10″ below the 12″ ring.
  21. Adjust the insect/flower height in the smaller ring so the insect/flowers don’t hit the outer insect/flowers when the rings turn.  These were about 10″ below the 6″ ring.
  22. Knot the insects/flowers, then thread the crochet thread back through the flower or insect and trim excess to hide the thread.
  23. Adjust the pom-poms on each thread so they are centered between the hoop and the insect/flower.

    Patricia checking out her mobile from above.

    Patricia admiring her mobile from below

    Patricia’s view

 

 

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Ch-ch-ch-chia

Wow it is late.  In the interest of me going to bed at a reasonable hour, I’ll tell you a Julius story, and then let you in on a secret.

I am still eating vegetarian, which means Julius and Will (and Patricia) eat vegetarian for dinner too.  After my year of vegetarianism I decided to have fish once a month or so.  Some internet research has lead me to believe that eating farmed bivalves is actually pretty good for the environment as far as eco impact goes.  Sorry I digress – today we were making coconut shrimp (I know these aren’t bivalves) and Julius really wanted to help me cook.  I suggested that he wash and dry the shrimp.  He got right to it and started telling a story about how the shrimp were getting washed and ready for bed.  I didn’t have the heart to tell him we were going to eat the shrimp and they were already dead, so I played along and asked if they were all shrimp brothers and sisters.  He responded instantly, “no they are all cute little baby shrimp”.  Will and I looked at each other horrified for a second.  If you want someone to go vegetarian just have Julius help you with meal prep.

Okay, now for the secret.  I love chia seeds.  It started by me trying to find a healthy snack to eat in the evenings. (Okay it probably really started with the chia pet I got when I was a kid…)  I was kind of over-doing it on Siggi’s yogurt, which actually has quite a bit of sugar in it.  I had a bunch of chia seeds leftover from who knows what in my closet.  I’ve tried chia seed pudding before and thought it was good, but remembered it contained a bunch of sugar. (The version I made for Ladies’ night had four times the amount of sugar as my current version!!)  Here’s the version I’ve settled on for my go-to late night snack.  Since it doesn’t have dairy it provides a significant amount of vegetarian iron, as well as protein!

Vanilla Chia Seed Pudding

  • 1/2 cup of chia seeds
  • 2 cups of almond milk or coconut milk**
  • 1.5 tsp of vanilla extract
  • 1 Tbsp of maple syrup

Combine chia seeds and coconut milk, stir vigorously until all the chia seeds sink.  Add vanilla and maple syrup and stir again.  Refrigerate overnight.  Makes 5 servings.

**coconut milk has almost no nutritional value but it is low in fat.  I find the shelf stable version tastes a teensy bit creamier.  Almond milk is higher in calories, but has a lot more nutrients.  I also think it tastes much creamier.

 

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DanyCon and Friends

Hello dear friends!  What a beautiful weekend it was!  We decided to leave our houses and go to an outdoor public event for the first time in months!  Will and I decided it was time to determine how safe we felt at Davis Farmland – one of our favorite places of all time.  Julius had a great time, though he wasn’t as excited as we thought he would be about going there.  He told us “well I’m not too excited, but I am a little bit excited.”  Whatever that means, no one knows for sure.

Overall we felt fairly safe, and since they require masks almost every adult we saw had one on (with the exception of 1 piece of hot garbage).  Julius wore his mask the whole time (which made us feel better since we are still paranoid after all).  Will told me that Julius’ mask-wearing prompted an unmasked little boy that Julius was playing with to ask his mom for his mask.  Nothing beats that.

Okay so forget Davis Farmland, the real wildness is that I WENT GROCERY SHOPPING!  INDOORS!  It was the first time in 14 months that I have set foot inside a grocery store.  Can I tell you, it was weird… you all probably have seen the inside of a store in the past year, but this hyper paranoid hypochondriac has been avoiding retail since I found out I was pregnant.  It was surreal.  There were so many signs!   “You must wear a mask at all times” and “maintain 6 feet between customers” and “only 90 people allowed in the store at a time”.  I felt like Cillian Murphy in the beginning of 28 days later when he wakes up after the zombie apocalypse has ravaged the city and is quietly walking around and piecing it all together.  I didn’t know where to stand for the cash registers, I wasn’t sure how the deli worked anymore and I made awkward unintelligible chatter at the checkout people because I have only spoken to about 14 humans face to face in the last year.  But other than that it was great!!  I didn’t even have a panic attack!

All that progress aside, despite the CDC updates, I still have two unvaccinated children, and I can’t see myself hosting any indoor parties anytime soon, vaccinated friends or not.   Luckily one good thing that has come out of this horror show is virtual parties!  Sure, sure, compared to in person parties they suck.  But, I’ve seen more of my far away friends in the last year than I have in the last 5 years combined!  And think of the commute time you save for those of my friends who are “local”!  One of the best parties that works for the online format is board games.  While our entire collection isn’t available online, a great assortment of games are available on free sites like Yucata and Board Game Arena.  Since the beginning of the pandemic Will and I became paying members of Board Game Arena and I don’t think we’ll stop anytime soon.  Throwing a virtual board game party is the next best thing to live board games!  Read on below to hear about our latest adventure…

DanyCon and Friends

You all have heard about DanyCon, the family convention we throw for the Collins/Colton Family every year.  Since last year’s DanyCon was such a hit virtually, we knew we could scale the event easily without much extra effort.  So thanks to the pandemic we decided to host our first ever DanyCon and Friends!***

Theme

A Lexi party wouldn’t be complete without a theme.  Themes for virtual parties are rather loose, but I tried my best to tie it together.  For DanyCon and Friends, Will and I decided “carnival” would be the theme.  Our invite emails used carnival vernacular like “step right up” and “extravaganza”.  The virtual game rooms oozed theme.  The swag makes me think of a carnival every time I look at it.

Could you guess the theme from this alone?

Registration

We learned what worked from DanyCon and did a slightly more stream lined version for DanyCon and Friends.  Instead of having folks learn multiple platforms we hosted the entire DanyCon and Friends on just Board Game Arena.  For communication we used Discord chat and voice channels only since we found video didn’t add much for DanyCon.  Though we initially wanted to have a multi-day convention, we decided that with two young kids one day was enough.

To register we asked people to do the following:

Reply to this email with the following information:
BGA username:
Are you a premium BGA member? Y/N
Discord username:
Mailing address:

We then sent out a link that people could click to join Will’s discord server.  He granted access to the sites below when they joined.

Hosting

For discord we created several channels:

#rules and recommendations – text channel that only Will and I could edit.  We posted the rules of the Con here as well as any updates as the day went on.  On this board we asked everyone to change their discord name on Will’s server to their real name to avoid confusion for everyone.  The only other rules were our normal board game house rules:

  • Be nice
  • Do not bring outside of game relationships or deals into a game. AKA, do not completely avoid attacking your significant other. Always play to win!

#LFG – text channel where you could post when you were looking for a game.

LFG – voice channel where you could hang out when looking for a game.  At the top of this channel we pinned a decoder ring with everyone’s name and their board game arena handle for easy access.  Premium users were bolded since some games require one person with a premium account to play.

10 different voice channels where guests “hung out” when they found a game to play.  Someone thought it would be neat to see which rooms were used the most often, but sadly we couldn’t get that info off discord.  I personally spent the most time in Pickle on a Stick through no choice of my own, and I don’t think I saw anyone in Churro ever.

  • Corn Dog
  • Cotton Candy
  • Funnel Cake
  • Fried Oreo
  • Turkey Leg
  • Ice Cream
  • Clam Cake
  • Pickle on a Stick
  • Churro
  • Snow Cone

Bingo

What convention would be complete without side quests and prizes?!  I decided to send out bingo cards to everyone who registered.  I created the cards with this nifty site and sent out individual links to folks via timed email so they’d get the bingo card at the start of DanyCon.  Folks were instructed to email me with their line or full cards and I gave prizes (amazon gift cards) to the first 3 people who sent me their cards, plus the only person to complete a full card.

Tournament

On top of Bingo, I was looking to create some worthy adversaries to fuel my Potion Explosion addition.  (Hands down this is my favorite game on Board Game Arena.)  I had folks sign up for the tournament and then we created a not quite round robin bracket and picked a premium BGA member in each game group create a game to play.  We played asynchronously and actually finished the tournament later in the week.  This meant we didn’t take any precious time away from real time board games during DanyCon.  The winner (Erin) took home an amazon gift card and was declared the Potion Master.

My favorite BGA game.

Swag

I love to give out swag, but this time around I couldn’t make swag for all the people we invited and still be sane.  Instead we decided that giving a pin would be a fun idea since Will and I love silly pins.  Originally I wanted to do the usual Dany silhouette in red and white stripes like a carnival tent, but it looked way too much like the Japanese Rising Sun flag so I scrapped it.  Instead we decided we’d keep the Dany silhouette for our family DanyCon.  In a stroke of inspiration I sketched up a corn dog, with some DanyCon mustard.  We used Wizard Pins to create our pins and we had a great experience!  The pins are going out via USPS tomorrow.  (Sorry to ruin the surprise!)

Retrospective

Overall it was a GREAT time, and a perfect end to my last week of maternity leave. I learned some games, played some old favorites, enjoyed some fun party games, and made some new friends.  We had around 30 people join us for games and fun, and could easily have accommodated many, many more.  My only regret is that I didn’t get to play a game with everyone who came!  We will definitely do this again soon!

***If for some reason you didn’t get invited this time, please let us know, it is because either we meant to invite you but were too sleep deprived with an infant when we made the invite list or we just didn’t realize you liked board games.  (In all seriousness, because of the number of friends we mistakenly left off this time, we plan to make an email distribution for next time.)

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Cozy Posy

Well I’ve got one (6 day) week under my belt, though I felt less than useless for most of it.  It turns out that 6 months is a long time and I think it will be a while before I feel confident in my job again.  On the bright side I got to spend a nice mother’s day recuperating with my family on Sunday.

I guess I’ll get all cheesy for the next few paragraphs since yesterday was mother’s day and now I’m the lucky mama of two cuties.  Will and I decided that two cuties is probably the number of cuties that we can handle so I started giving away our baby clothes and baby gear.  I’m so happy for everything to go to new homes and get reused but I was getting a little nostalgic.  When we found a taker for our bassinet I was simultaneously happy that someone else would be able to use it and sad at what it meant for us.  No more babies.  And on top of that I had a paranoid thought, what if we did decide we were going to have another baby?  Will pointed out in that case we would just get a new bassinet, but then I irrationally started thinking about this theoretical baby and how it wouldn’t get to share the bassinet that Patricia and Julius had shared.  I told my friend Amy this and she helpfully suggested that I try the Mari Kondo method of thanking the object I’m giving away for the joy it brought me.  What a great idea.  Unfortunately it lead to me sobbing in the basement while stroking the bassinet and murmuring, “thank you bassinet, you were a good bassinet.  You were so helpful at holding our babies and keeping them safe”.  I’m tearing up just thinking about it again.

It’s crazy how fast Patricia is growing.  Tomorrow she will be six months old.  She never felt like a squishy little baby like Julius did.  She has always been sturdy and independent.  She is not completely mobile yet, but she is constantly squirming over to the detritus Julius has left behind to try and eat whatever random artwork or toys Julius has left on the floor.  And she just adores Julius.  While Will and I may have gotten Patricia to laugh first, Julius was the first person to make her really laugh spontaneously.  Patricia and I were sitting on the floor watching Julius make a silly tower and he made some silly hand gesture and she burst out laughing.  He progressed to sillier and sillier movements to the tune of more laughter and Julius’ greatest fan was born.  Now Patricia watches his every move smiling, waiting for whatever hilarious thing he’s going to do next.

Julius has progressed from adorable baby (or tiny angel as Will referred to him the other day) to precious toddler to little man.  He has an incredible vocabulary and listening to him create sentences of adult words in his little child voice is just the best thing ever.  He has a great imagination and is incredibly silly.  He invents all sorts of imaginary tales about imaginary friends doing ridiculous things.  He is careful and gentle around Patricia, and is thoughtful and attentive to her needs.  Many times Patricia will cry and Julius will bring her something to play with without any prompting on my behalf.  No wonder Patricia adores him.  And he is my big helper, constantly trying to help.  He has decided that certain jobs in the kitchen like peeling garlic and spinning the salad spinner that are his duties.  If you try to do his jobs without him in the interest of putting dinner on the table quickly he gets extremely upset that you’d even consider such a thing.

I’m just the luckiest mama in the world to have two sweet kiddos that are constantly making me smile.

In addition to my homage to my kiddos I wanted to tell you today about some of the wall art for Patricia’s room.  The theme of her room (if you couldn’t tell) is poppies.  I personally think they are such happy, fluttery looking flowers, like stationary butterflies.  The first thing I made for Patricia’s room was the watercolor poppy painting between her windows.  I’ve always loved watercolor.  I think it stems from my childhood when as a little girl I slept over my neighbor (my babysitter’s) house for one night of Hanukkah.  Our neighbor Wendy gave me an Eric Carle-esque art book with ideas for drawing little creatures.  She instructed me that the brush that came with the book was very nice and that I needed to be very careful with it and not push too hard to flatten it out.  I took this responsibility very seriously and only colored in the book a handful of times, reverently, so not to damage my brush.  Since then I’ve painted watercolors with Julius a number of times and watched Julius get better and better.  I’m not sure I’ve gotten better, but it is always so satisfying to create something from a blank canvas.

Recently I realized that I could also cut my own mats for framing (as long as they are less than 11.5″ wide).  This makes experimental painting more reasonable because I’m not obligated to pay more than the cost of some poster board, and a frame from the thrift store to frame my “artwork”.  For Patricia’s room I made two mats, one for my watercolor, and another for a botanical sketch of a poppy.  If the botanical art looks familiar it is because it is from the same book that I used to decorate my dining room.

Poppy botanical print

Picture Frame Mats

  • poster board in the color of your choice
  • cricut with a deep cut blade
  • cricut design space
  1. Add a square to your canvas.

    Add a square

  2. Click the “more” button on the top center and then click the lock button on the next screen to unlock the square.

    Unlock to turn it into a rectangle

  3. Adjust to a rectangle in the size you desire.
  4. Repeat steps 1-3 for the inner portion of the mat, positioning the smaller rectangle on top of the larger rectangle.

    Add a second rectangle.

  5. Select both rectangles then click “Slice” in the bottom right of the layers menu.

    Select both rectangles

  6. Select the eyeball next to each full size rectangle to hide them and view your frame mat.
  7. Load your posterboard onto your mat.
  8. Make the project using the posterboard setting.
  9. Carefully bend back the circuit mat to remove the frame mat.

 

 

 

 

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Goodnight Moon

Well guys, it was my first day back today!!  Weirdly I wasn’t even dreading it.  I used to get a feeling of dread a couple days before the end of a long vacation.  I’d just picture myself going into work and sitting down at my cubicle and somehow that brought me dread.  This time I didn’t want to go back exactly, but at least I didn’t feel paralyzed with anxiety for the whole weekend beforehand.  I’m wondering if it was because instead of imagining going into work, I imagined going into my basement where my desk is.  Hmmm perhaps there is something to that.  Or maybe it’s the fact that I’m constantly a ball of dread and anxiety lately so what’s a little more dread?

Or maybe it was just that a weekend of board games and hanging out with the little ones overshadowed my dread?  Julius was so cute this past week.  He was constantly “snug-a-bugging” me.  “Snug-a-bugging” is where Julius snuggles up against you saying “I’m gonna snug-a-bug you” and gives you hugs.  He was very nice to Patricia too.  She adores him, and thinks pretty much everything he does is hilarious.  The more unexpected and surprising the better.   I like to “talk” for Patricia and voice aloud what I imagine Patricia is thinking.  For example, “Patricia thinks you’re so funny Julius.  She says, ‘Julius why do you have that sock on your head?'”  My commentary and interpretation of Patricia’s silly sounds confuses Julius a little bit and he frequently asks me, “does she talk?”   Sometimes though he goes along with it and answers her.  The other day he was very excited and shouted, “MAMA THE MOON IS OUT!”  This was surprising because it was the middle of the day.  His wild gesticulations at the moon caused Patricia to have a very confused look on her face so I replied, “Patricia is wondering what a moon is Julius”.  He instantly responded, “well Patricia, a moon is when you go to sleep.”

Well I feel like it is only fair that since we showed you Patricia’s room, we’ll show you what Julius’ big boy room looks like now!  For comparison, here was the original layout.

Door view of his room. No more changing table or crib!

Julius got a big boy bunk bed! He likes to alternate where he sleeps for bedtime and naps (on the rare occasions he takes those).

We moved Julius’ reading nook to the window and we moved the mobile from over his bed to over the chair. I think it’s still cute and I’ll probably leave it up until he thinks it’s too baby-ish

 

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