Cap’s off

I’m behind again!  Today Julius had a runny nose so we decided to test him for covid and the test showed the very barest ghost of a pink line!  So we kept him home and he watched a lot of tv today…  I’m of course behind on the mountain of projects I planned to do for Christmas and that is after Will helped me cut down the list to a reasonable number last week from an unreasonable number.  That said, I’m still on time for my promise to ship last month’s prize to the winners in time for the winter solstice holidays so Matt and Amy keep an eye out!

For those who didn’t win I’ll show you how to make your own hats!  They are very simple. Simple enough for me to make a dozen in a weeknight for Julius’ party!

But before I show you that, first a Patricia anecdote.  Patricia loves to ride around on the toddler ride on toys that we have.  We have not one, not two but three. Two were obtained second hand and one was gifted by Meemah.  Patricia prefers the two that don’t make noise when you push them.  That’s because she likes to make her own noises.  Yesterday I heard her scooting around the house saying “Beep, beep. Beep, beep.  Watch out!  Me’s coming!”

Showing off my hat!

A stack of hats!

DIY Pirate Hats for a Crowd

What you’ll need:

  • Black (or brown) felt (1/3 yard)
  • Assorted jewels
  • Glue dots, or hot glue
  • Assorted feathers (I used ostrich and peacock)
  • Sewing pattern here
  1. Cut pattern from black or brown felt as indicated.
  2. Place two pieces of fabric on top of each other and stitch front top from edge to edge.
  3. Flip inside out.
  4. Fold up the sides of the hat that are unsewn so the finished portion of the hat is inside.
  5. Stitch on the sides of the hat
  6. Adorn with jewels and pirate icons (see below)
  7. Wear me hearty!

    Please ignore the piles of WIP Christmas presents

Felt Pirate Cut Outs

What you’ll need:

  1. Mount felt onto lightweight mat.
  2. Select material -> felt
  3. Insert fabric blade into A.
  4. Press go.
  5. Remove from the mat.

    Stack of skulls

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Lovely Legumes

Well despite the growing list I have, I’m finding it difficult to motivate myself.  I only just finished creating my Christmas cards despite having the pictures and idea a month ago!  The good news is I can feel my motivation turning around… tonight I’m going to work on another project I’ve been procrastinating on.

Julius apparently wrote a list to Santa in preschool and he was really excited to tell me “there’s a magic mailbox!”  I asked him what he asked Santa for and he told me “a jelly cake”.  I asked what a jelly cake was, and he told me, “Santa will understand I drew him a picture.”  When pressed for more information none was forthcoming.  I might be doomed on that front unless I can convince him to write Santa a back up letter, you know, in case the magic mailbox doesn’t work.  I guess I’ll have to work on that.

Patricia is extremely good at speaking.  Almost completely understandable, even to strangers.  But there are certain words that she gets a bit wrong.  For instance, she always says “applesauce” in place of “octopus”.  And no matter how many times you correct her she says “shark” for “sharp”.  As in “That’s shark?”  This conversation is one of the best recently.

Patricia: (pointing at her hat) “My bugs are in the kitty hat”
Julius:  “It’s a bear hat Patricia, not a kitty hat”
Me: “Well if we’re working on accuracy they’re also called gloves, not bugs”

So I’ve been on a lentil kick lately.  Obviously the “turkey” lentils have been a hit in our house.  Wait.  I forgot to tell you the story about the Thanksgiving lentils.  The day before Thanksgiving I decided to make my thanksgiving lentil stuffed delicata recipe in preparation for Thanksgiving.  My sister in law was very sweet and sourced and purchased some delicata squash from Trader Joe’s, having never eaten them herself.  I was more than a little surprised when she brought home these football sized pudgy delicata squash.  They had their signature markings on them though, so I just figured it was a “things are bigger in the south” situation.

Well I made the lentil filling the night before turkey day, and on Thanksgiving morning I decided to cut a delicata squash in half to stuff.  It was HARD.  I have never had so much trouble cutting a delicata in half; this was like cutting a piece of wood in half.  I finally got one of them cut in half and scooped out.  I then heaped the filling in the two halves and put it directly in the stove.  After about an hour the squash did not feel even remotely done.  The skin and flesh was not getting soft.  I figured it was because the squash was so large.  So I returned it to the oven and cooked it for another entire hour until we had to leave for Thanksgiving and I’d given up.  The squash was brought to our host’s house and disappeared into the kitchen to I have no idea where.  So when it came time to eat, the squash was no where to be found (this was a blessing in disguise).  It didn’t matter because one of our friends had made a delicious lentil, butternut squash and goat cheese dish that was superb.

When we returned home later that evening I found someone had retrieved the squash from wherever it had been and returned it to my in laws’ fridge.  I decided to have myself a helping (in this case 1/4 of one of the enormous squash halves).  I noticed it was still incredibly hard to cut thru the skin, and when I went to eat a bite, the flesh came apart in strands… like spaghetti.  That’s when a everything clicked into place and I realized that these enormous squash were definitely spaghetti squash masquerading as delicata.  One bite confirmed it.  It also confirmed that spaghetti squash cannot be substituted for delicata squash in the lentil recipe!

Anyway I had a few lentil setbacks including burning a pot of lentils on the stove (did you know burned lentils smell like cannabis)?  Will came downstairs and said in all seriousness “one of our neighbors is smoking weed, who do you think it is?”  I would have laughed had I not been extremely grumpy since I’d only just the discovered the burned lentils after wandering back upstairs wondering where the smell of cannabis was coming from.  But these setback have not been enough to dissuade me from loving lentils (though I will never, ever eat burned lentils again).  They are an amazing meat substitute.  I love making Impossible shepherd’s pie, but usually I try to limit our intake of processed foods so I’ve been trying to do more with legumes instead.  Well this recipe is a great substitute for an impossible meat version, and it’s just as quick.  It’s also probably less than half the cost  I’ve made it several times and there have never been leftovers.  Also fun fact, I originally tried to make this with mashed squash as the topping – it was not as good as it sounded to me.

Vegetarian Lentil Shepherd’s Pie

Ingredients

  • 1 cup dry green/brown lentils
  • 2 cloves garlic, chopped
  • 1 onion, finely chopped
  • 3tbsp soy sauce
  • 1tsp of vegetable boullion/1 cup water OR 1 cup vegetable broth
  • 2.5 cups frozen peas
  • 2 packages instant mashed potatoes prepared according to package directions – I prefer to get the garlic version

Simmer lentils in a pot of water (about 4 or 5 cups) for 25 minutes until they soften, stirring frequently.  Add more water as necessary to prevent them from burning.  Drain.

In a large saute pan, saute onion in olive oil for 5 minutes or so until softened, add garlic and continue to cook for an additional 2 minutes until fragrant.  Add lentils to the pan and add the bouillion/water or broth and soy sauce and salt and pepper to taste.  Simmer for an additional 5 minutes.  Add peas, cover and cook an additional 5 minutes until peas are tender.

Move lentil mixture to a 9.5″ pyrex pie dish (lentils should have some liquid left but not an excessive amount) and cover with prepared mashed potatoes.  (I know the instant kind are a bit shameful, but to me they are a comfort food, like the Thursday canned turkey and instant mashed potatoes hot lunch from elementary school.  That slop was divine. If you are morally opposed to instant potatoes use your favorite fresh recipe).  Rough up the mashed potatoes a bit with a fork.   At this point you can store it in the fridge for the next day.

Bake at 400 for 20 minutes (or an hour from cold).

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Clap if you Believe

We had a fun time in Nashville visiting Will’s family.  Patricia and Julius entertained themselves (mostly) without getting into trouble.  This lead to many adorable conversations between the two of them.  Patricia is always delighted to follow Julius around and will mimic his every move (sometimes to Julius’ chagrin).  In the long front hall bathroom they have a slightly hidden shower in the back hidden behind a curtain.  Julius and Patricia discovered this and played in the shower for hours.  One day the front hall bathroom was closed all day long, and I kept thinking someone was in there, but when Patricia had to use the bathroom I finally knocked, got no response and went in.  In the back they had brought two little chairs into the shower and seated across from the chairs were giant monkey and cow stuffed animals who were seated as if having a conversation.  I remarked to Patricia, “What are those guys doing here?!” To which she responded, “ummm, taking a shower!”

We drove to Knoxville one day to see Will’s grandfather, and it was quite a long drive but Julius, Will and I entertained ourselves by telling “jokes” about ghosts. (Julius’ idea.)  Julius has not exactly mastered the art of joke telling, probably because he really doesn’t understand the concept of a joke.  His understanding is that a joke is when you ask a question, respond with an outlandish answer that is usually not on topic and then laugh hysterically.  Probably the best “joke” he told all day was “What is a ghost’s favorite food?”  The answer is obviously “ch-ooo-cken”.  At least he was starting to grasp the concept.

The day after Thanksgiving we celebrated Patricia’s birthday with Will’s family.  Patricia had asked a couple times “where’s Patricia’s party” since she got to celebrate Julius’s pirate party with his friends.  We decided to cut out the friend portion, but we did throw her quite a fun little party!  I don’t know what I’m going to do when they understand calendars and time a bit more, and I won’t be able to discretely hold Patricia’s party 3 weeks after her actual birthday. I guess I’ll worry about that next year.

Woodland Fairy Party

Theme

Obviously I’ve been very into fairies this year based on all the fantasy novels I’ve been reading.  Since Patricia and Julius are basically woodland sprites themselves I decided to just lean in on the fairy idea.  (Side note: did you know fairy core is a new style thing?!)  I had originally planned to make some kind of mushroom house for them to play in, but obviously that wouldn’t be portable for Nashville.  Instead we ended up bringing the princess playhouse that Sugar and Daddy O got Patricia for her birthday.   (It folds up small enough to easily fit in a suitcase.)

If these napkins don’t scream “fairy party” to you, then you can just stop reading now!

Ready to party

Note the fairy house in the distance

Food

Cake

Patricia is obsessed with sweets.  It’s kind of concerning, so we really try to limit her sugar intake.  That said I did make cupcakes for her party, dipped in red frosting with fondant dots to look like mushrooms.  I arranged them on a slice of wood stump that I got from my new neighbors (they cut down a bunch of trees in their yard while landscaping, they may have thought I was crazy when I asked them for a stump, but they hid it well).  Patricia liked the fondant dots more than the cupcakes. Admittedly the cupcakes were boxed cake mix and frosting was from a tub, whereas the fondant was homemade so maybe she just has good taste.

I’m obsessed with mushrooms, Patricia’s obsessed with sweets, win-win.

She ate the fondant off the cupcake, you’ll get a better view in a later shot.

Wand Making

I was originally going to have the kids decorate a felt wand or something of the sort, but at the last minute pivoted and decided it would be cute to do a cookie wand instead.  I eventually realized a cookie wand would be more effort to create than I desired so I had (what I thought was) a genius idea to make wands out of rice Krispie treats.  I’ll show you how I did it in a future post, and the entire thing is edible!  The kids (and Will) happily decorated theirs with a boatload of frosting and different sprinkles.

Wand decorating station

Wands ready to be decorated

Kids working on their wands

Patricia devouring her creation

Will also made and ate a wand.

Julius won the award for most artsy

Lunch

In addition to the cupcakes and fairy wands Will had the great idea to have Patricia’s favorite foods for lunch – appetizers!  Mary Elizabeth picked up some great apps from Trader Joe’s that were quickly devoured!

Nom! What a spread! (Credit to Mary Elizabeth for the organization.)

Activities

Crown Making

A month ago I picked up some discount Halloween crafts at Michael’s at like 75% off.  One of the “Halloween” crafts was a DIY paper crown covered in sticker jewels.  I grabbed some discount fall leaf stickers too and let the kids make their own crowns.  This activity would be super easy to make for a group using the cricut, so I’ll probably post my own version in the coming weeks.  Both kids seems to really enjoy the craft (stickers of any kind are a home run right now for Patricia).

Patricia and Julius decorate their crowns

Face Painting

After Halloween I also nabbed some face paint at 75% off.  I bought the crayon kind, but now wish I’d bought the actual paint kind because the crayons were difficult to apply.  Everyone at the party had their face adorned with fairy-ish motifs by the end.

My first victim model

What ears? Those are 100% natural. (Yes I did wear those all day.)

Mushroom House and Peg Fairy Dolls

I am obsessed with the peg dolls.  You may remember that I made Winnie the Pooh character peg dolls for Julius’s 3rd birthday and Wallace and Gromit peg dolls for Julius’s 4th birthday.  This year I made fairy peg dolls for Patricia’s party!  Julius’ peg dolls frequently become passengers in his magna-tile creations, so hopefully these fairies get a ride in one of his rocket ships.  Patricia seemed delighted with them.  Her reaction when she saw them was “Peoples!” then “little peoples!” and then “little peoples have wings!”  These peg dolls also have their own mushroom house and little mushrooms that I made from cast off items I’ve been saving.

The little peoples with wings’ village. Yes that one fairy does have bat wings, and, now that you mention it, looks an awful lot like someone from a book I once read…

Playing with the fairies.

Fairy Free Play

As I mentioned we brought Patricia’s princess castle for some fairy free play (and our bubble maker) and fairy free play wouldn’t be complete without wings and fairy skirts!  Patricia and Julius wore their wings, skirts and crowns all day!  And Julius even wore his outfit the entire next day!

My little fairy.

My other, slightly bigger, little fairy

This is later that night after he’s changed into PJs.

Overall it was a great party and the kids had a lot of fun.  Just a reminder – don’t forget to enter the contest for a pirate hat package for your kiddos… or yourself (no judgement here)!  And now in the words of Patricia… “byebye, see you later!”

Bye bye, see you later!

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Prepare for Trouble…

I hope you all are having a very happy Thanksgiving week!  We are getting ready to celebrate Thanksgiving with my in laws as well as a belated little party for Patricia.  It should be a fun week!  Then we’ll be on to the next holiday!  I have so many ideas for Christmas presents again this year and I really want to host a winter party!

So before I get past Thanksgiving I have to finish Halloween!  Here’s the last of our costumes from Halloween – Will and my Team Rocket outfits.  I did end up buying the wigs, gloves and high socks for these costumes.  I also ended up buying a white turtleneck for me.  The rest I got second hand or already had.  I suspect we can wear these again sometime though… perhaps to PAX?  So I don’t think it was a waste. 

Both of the costumes started off the same… with a white turtleneck that I cut down and slashed slightly up the front then hemmed.  

Then I used my Cricut to cut a large R out of heat transfer vinyl (leftover from another project).  Feel free to use my design here.  Then I pressed it onto the shirts following the instructions on the package.

I made my earrings out of sculpey… so they are actually quite heavy!  

Will just wore some very light khakis he already owned for his pants, and I bought a white skirt at the thrift store and cut it down into a miniskirt.

Before…

…After (I cut the skirt down into a miniskirt)

Overall it was a super quick costume…

Yes this is the scenario where Team Rocket has successfully captured Pikachu and converted him to their side.

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I Choose You!

Hello Friends!  I am currently sitting in the gym of our elementary school, attending my very first special town meeting!  Spoilers, I’m probably never going to go to another one!  It is an interesting experience though I guess… Anywho!  Will and I had a fun weekend last weekend attending Lobster Trap and also celebrating Patricia’s birthday!  We went to build-a-bear where Julius and Patricia got to pick outfits for their new birthday bears Patricia picked an incredible matching sparkly purple outfit complete with purple sunglasses and purple sparkle boots. The Teddy Bear’s name?  Teddy.  She’s got style for miles.

She did spot a pikachu at build-a-bear when we walked in though and I thought I was going to end up walking out with one.  Patricia and Julius both love pikachu, despite Patricia having never seen the show, and Julius being a little bit frightened of the show.  Let’s be honest though, everyone knows who pikachu is, and I don’t know anyone who dislikes the little kawaii guy.  This is the only reason we still have a group costume this year!  While talking about Halloween costumes, Will suggested that we could be Jesse and James and Patricia could be Meowth.  Julius’ ears perked up when we said and if Julius changes his mind, he can be Pikachu.  His response was “I want to be Pikachu! I  love Pikachu!”  So here we are.

Julius’ costume was made entirely of materials I already had, with the exception of the onesie I cheated and bought.  All the hand sewing for both Julius and Patricia’s costumes I did on the plane to Mandy and Bailey’s wedding, while watching the children!  Honestly, it was a very productive flight!  You may have to adjust the pattern slightly if you’re making it for a larger child or adult.

Pikachu Costume

  • 5T footed zip up onesie
  • yellow fleece
  • red felt
  • brown fleece (I actually used some scrap velvet I had)
  • stuffing
  • pattern here
  1. Cut out all pattern pieces as directed (adding seam allowance where it is indicated NSA)
  2. Stitch brown tuft portion of ears to yellow tuft portion of ears at border indicated on pattern.
  3. Place two ear halves together and stitch around edges leaving the bottom opened.  Stuff with stuffing.  Repeat with second ear.
  4. Stitch bottom brown portion of tail to top yellow portion of tail at the border indicated on pattern.
  5. Stitch two tail halves together, right sides together, leaving the bottom of the tail opened.  Stuff.
  6. Cut two 3″x18″ ovals from brown fleece (adjust for size of onesie – they should be long enough to wrap around the back.  Stitch onto back of onesie.
  7. Using a ladder stitch, hand stitch the ears onto the top of the hood slightly off from the center to the right and left side of the head.
  8. Using a ladder stitch hand stitch the base of the tail onto the seat of the pants in the center.
  9. Lay the tail flat along the back of the onesie and stitch the top portion of the tail to the onesie.
  10. Stitch the red cheeks on either side of the hood above where your child’s cheeks would be.
  11. Use thunderbolt!

 

 

 

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Avast Ye, I’ll Tell Ye a Tale

We had a great time celebrating Julius yesterday!  We had a bunch of people over to the house consisting of Julius’s friends from school and their families.  In August (when we were on Block Island) Julius discovered Santiago of the Seas and said he wanted a pirate themed party.  That was great because up until then he had been telling me he wanted a “monkey party”.  When pressed for details about this monkey party he suggested “we act like monkeys and eat bananas”.  If I ever offered suggestions of other activities we might do at this monkey-themed party he promptly suggested that instead he wanted a Wallace and Gromit party again.  When I would then mention to him that we could try a different Wallace and Gromit theme, instead of the space “A Grand Day out” theme, he would respond that he wanted it to be exactly the same as last year’s, complete with giant cardboard rocket ship.  All this is to say how you can imagine that I latched on for dear life and refused to let go after Julius suggested a pirate party in August.

Theme

So pirates aren’t technically good people, but we glossed over that and focused on the treasure hunting and pirate aesthetics.  I saved boxes from the last 4 months to build a giant pirate ship out of cardboard as the pièce de résistance and then decided a few days before (after having worked nights and weekends at my “day” job for the last several months) that I just didn’t have time.  It ended up working out because the activities all doubled as decor for our theme.  For a centerpiece for the dining room table I used the cake I made, and a couple of my favorite pewter mugs that I filled with some ostentatious  ostrich and peacock feathers and pirate flags I made.  I also made a bunch of favor bags for the kids to take their hats, pets and candy home in, and I hung them from the front door to double as decoration.

I was very pleased with my 10 minute flags and decor.

These favor bags (upcycled from Hannaford’s grocery bags) doubled as a fun decoration!

Activities

Make your Own Pirate Hat

When guests started arriving we directed them to sit at the dining table and make a pirate hat.  I’d made pirate hats out of black felt for each of the kids and they could decorate the hats with skulls (that I cut out of felt using my cricut) and jewels (that I had leftover from my princess Peach costume years ago) and feathers (from, of course, Whimsical Brims).  The kids used glue dots to attach the accessories which worked to varying degrees of success depending of the application.  Overall it was a perfect activity that we could slow roll as kids arrived at different times.

Here’s the setup for the pirate hat activity. We used glue dots as a non-messy option to add the hat accessories. Though a glue gun would have worked better (but been much less safe).

First kiddos working on their hats.

Pick a Pirate Pet

No pirate is complete without their trusty sidekick, so after critical mass of the party arrived we headed to the garage that Will and I had turned into a play gym.  During the pandemic I built the climbing wall for Julius (you may remember that I also later entirely removed said climbing wall and painstakingly put it back up after Tesla finished the walls of the garage.  You may not know, but I also installed heavy duty playground hangers into the ceiling that we use sometimes to hang gymnastics rings, swings or hammocks.  That combined with our little trampoline, slide, pikler triangle, ball pit and tunnel (on top of a bunch of yoga mats we bought for cheap) served as our fake gym.

Our make-shift “gym” (we thought it was going to be cold given it is November… but it was 70 degrees… creepily warm).

I prompted the children before they went thru the door that they could choose either a parrot perched on the “Parrot Wall”, a monkey hanging over “Monkey Ladder” or a frog from “Frog Cave”.  The children then ran into the room and completed the task to retrieve their desired pet (and then played around some more on the equipment).  Patricia and Julius were the only two children to choose frogs.  (Perhaps because of Santiago’s pet coqui frog? And Patricia’s love of following her brother?)  I was flat out shocked after the whole request for a monkey party.

Map to the Pirate Pets

Parrot Wall

Monkey Ladder

Frog Cave

Sometime later Patricia decided to rescue the rest of the frogs.

After they retrieved their pirate pet I encouraged the children to make their pet a name tag (using pipe cleaners and some discount fall letter beads from Michaels).  This actually come in handy because several children “lost” their pets during the course of the party and their name tags meant they were easy to find.

Name Tag Table. The example Lutra (Israeli otter) was named “Gup” because I was trying not to use letters others might need….

Treasure Hunt

The children alternated between playing with the equipment, getting their pets, naming them and making them tags.  Unbeknownst to them I had hidden a treasure map in a bottle inside the ball pit.  One party-goer found the treasure map and alerted everyone!  That’s when the final phase of the party began!  Everyone grabbed their hats and pets and tried to figure out my extremely cryptic map!  Every child in the room (except perhaps Patricia) knew the treasure was under the “X” but I provided some helpful context that the black dot was probably the starting point at the garage entrance.

Here’s the message in a bottle that was hidden in the ball pit.

The pirates mull over the map.

The kids took the hint and barreled through the door into the kitchen looking for the first symbol.  They all shouted in glee when they found it and proceeded in that way through the symbols we’d hidden around the house.  The cutest part were some of the kids lagged a little bit behind, and were just as excited when they found the symbols a couple minutes later.   The treasure hunt eventually lead the kids to the basement where they found an “X” marking the spot on top of the sofa.  The children told me disheartened that there wasn’t any treasure there!  That’s when I asked what pirates usually do to hide their treasure… and someone said they bury it.  After that they were digging up the couch cushions and eventually Julius found the treasure chest full of booty – gold coins and ring pops (Dia de los Muertos ring pops which I figured were aptly thematic because of the skulls – and I couldn’t find any regular ones anyway).

They found the first clue!

An “x” marking the spot. But where’s the chest?

My favorite photo of the day – kids hunting for treasure.

The booty!

Food

I forgot to take pictures of the food but it wasn’t anything fancy!  We opted for “party pizza” which I’ll warn my family is not the same as Rhode Island Party Pizza  but still delicious.  I also made a huge platter of veggies with sour cream dip and humus and a fruit platter.  The food was nice and easy because I prepared the huge platters the day before and we had the pizza delivered!

Cake

This year Julius requested a chocolate vanilla swirl cake with chocolate frosting.  I decided I hated the cake recipe I’ve been using the last couple years and wanted to do something different.  I also decided that a loaf pan cake looks very similar in shape to a treasure chest so I decided to make a marble pound cake recipe.  It was so easy and delicious!  I used this recipe for the cake and I made a second batch that I turned into cupcakes (only baking for 30 minutes).

I usually make an Italian Meringue buttercream frosting, which is divine but (I’ll be honest) a pain in the butt to make. It takes me at least 2 hours from start to finish because it involves getting sugar syrup to the perfect temperature and cooling the entire mixture in a very controlled way.  It looks and tastes amazing though.  That said, I made this 6 minute chocolate buttercream icing recipe from Natasha’s Kitchen and I will never need another American chocolate buttercream icing recipe again!  My only real complaint is that I ended up making two batches of it because it really doesn’t make very much, and I needed a lot to frost an entire loaf pan cake and 20 cupcakes.  It’s not much of a complaint though because it really does take 6 minutes after you have the butter at room temp, and I could have made about 20 batches of this in the time it takes me to make my usual recipe.

My original plan was to frost the cake, cover it in fondant and make it look like a treasure chest, but after I frosted it with chocolate frosting I realized it already looked like a treasure chest and I decided to only use fondant for the details.  I used my favorite fondant recipe (also from Amanda Oakleaf) which comes together quickly, though to my dismay requires you to wait 24 hours to set after you knead it together.  I waited about 12 hours after mixing it and it seemed mostly fine. I’m pretty darn happy with how cute the cake came out.

Cake! With candles.

Julius blowing out the candles.

side view

The cupcakes though, I was a bit disappointed in.  A couple months ago I had bought some cupcake decorating tips  because I still haven’t mastered the beautiful sweeping ice-cream like frosting mounds.  I started practicing with the tips on these cupcakes and realized the large tips were not improving my skills.  So I decided instead to pipe designs onto the cupcakes.  I ended up using a flower looking tip, and the cupcakes came out cute and spikey, but looked too much like brown flowers.  So I cut some coins out of fondant with a 1″ circle cutter, looked up “pirate coins” on the internet and settled on the symbol on the back of a bunch of Roman coins that was the easiest to replicate.  I just now looked that symbol up and realized it’s a Christian symbol (the chi-rho I guess, guess these are later Romans the pirates are stealing from). In my defense it was past 1am by this point and I could not remember the word “doubloon” which would have yielded much better search results.  Anyway, I dusted the cupcakes with gold sugar and then placed a roman coin on top of a few of them.

Roman coin (sadly not doubloon) cup cakes

Overall I think the party was a great success and it seemed like everyone had lots of fun!  In the coming week’s I’ll post some of the how-to’s from Julius’ birthday so you can make your own pirate hats and flags if you so desire!  Speaking of which…

This Month’s give away is for an instant-pirate kit!  A couple lucky winners will receive a pirate hat to decorate complete with jewels, skulls and feathers in your very own pirate bag.  I’ll draw the winners on December 4th, so you can hopefully get it in time for the winter solstice holiday of your choice!  Avast ye, all that’s required is to put a comment below with your pirate name.  Until then, may the wind be at yer back and roll that old chariot along me hearties.

~Captain Dark Jangle

Ye could win this pirate-kit!!!

 

 

 

 

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Meowth, that’s right!

Friends!  I am posting one day late because…  Halloween was yesterday!  We had a fabulous time trick or treating at my parents’ neighborhood.  Patricia walked almost the entire thing which was a big feat.  She’s gotten very independent and her vocabulary is incredible!  My favorite thing she says right now is “it’s too picy”.  That’s her excuse for avoiding anything she doesn’t want to eat, spicy or not.  We made roasted pumpkin seeds the other day that Julius, Will and I loved and she declared them “too picy” to eat.  Her loss I suppose!

She really leaned in to her Meowth costume too (or as she called it “meow” costume).  Virtually no one had any idea what she was except like 2 people we saw while trick or treating.  Hopefully that’s a reflection on the popularity of pokemon rather than my costume making skills.  Patricia’s costume was composed of a new 2T onesie and fabrics/items I had around the house, plus a brown fleece blanket I bought at the thrift store (I didn’t have any brown fleece).  If you’re interested I have a tutorial below.

World’s cutest Meowth!

Meowth costume

What you’ll need:

  • a white onesie
  • brown fleece/flannel
  • white fleece/flannel
  • pink fleece/flannel
  • black fleece/flannel
  • peltex 70 interfacing
  • stuffing
  • scrap cardboard
  • gold leaf and leaf adhesive
  • meowth_costume pattern
  1. Cut out pattern pieces as indicated.
  2. Stitch the white fabric portion of the tail to the spiral brown fabric portion of the tail on both pieces.
  3. Stitch both sides of tail together, (with the white/brown seam right side in) leaving the bottom portion of the white part opened.
  4. Turn right side out and stuff.
  5. Hand stitch the curled portion together so it stays curled together, then stitch the base of the tail to the seat of the pants of the onesie using a ladder stitch.  Stitch the curly part of the tail to the top back of the onesie so the tail stays “upright”.
  6. To sew the ears together, place two ears of pink fabric on top of one piece of black fabric.  Stitch around the curved top portion of the ears, leaving the bottom opened.
  7. Turn right side out, (between pink and black layers) and stitch 1″ in from the edge of the ears to shape them slightly.
  8. Using a ladder stitch again, attach the ears to the hood of the onesie, curving the ears (pink side in) so they stand upwards on their own.
  9. To create Meowth’s gold coin, take two sheets of cardboard and cut them into a rectangle with rounded edges roughly 5.25″x3.5″.  Cut a third sheet of cardboard into rectangle with rounded edges 5″x3.5″.
  10. Cut the 5″x3.5″ sheet into 5 equal 1″ wide segments.  Hot glue the two sheets of cardboard together and then glue the cut up sheet on top of them, evenly distributing the segments so small gaps sit between them.
  11. Using the foil adhesive, gild the coin with gold leaf.  Let dry and apply a protective coat of varnish.
  12. Create the platform/wedge for the gold coin using a 10″x3″ strip of white fabric, and 2 small right triangles that will fit over the ends.  Stitch the strip to form a big loop of fabric, then pin the open ends into triangles with the triangular pieces of fabric remaining, and sew, leaving one end of one of the triangles opened.
  13. Turn out the wedge, and stuff, then ladder stitch the end closed.
  14. Hand stitch the wedge to the top of the hood slightly in front of and between the two ears.
  15. Hot glue the gold coin to the wedge.
  16. Roll each whisker triangle of peltex into a cone and hot glue.
  17. Fold and stitch each fabric whisker triangle to form a cone. Turn right side out and insert Peltex cone.
  18. Hand stitch whiskers to the sides and top of the hood, next to the coin.
  19. Finally, using the footie of the onesie as a guide cut shapes from brown fabric to cover from the toes to the ankle.  Hand stitch to the feet.
  20. Voila, you have Meowth, that’s right!

    back view

You made it this far?! You’re right I almost forgot to announce the winner’s of the contest!  Matt Safran with his adorable love story about cheese is the winner!  Matt I’ll get your soap in the mail soon!!

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Wedding Memories

We spent the last four days in Colorado celebrating my sister and new sister in law Mandy and Bailey for their wedding!  They had beautiful weather, spectacular fall foliage and so many fun surprises including a choreographed first dance.  When we weren’t celebrating with them we were hanging around our fabulous airbnb, playing board games and entertaining my kids and niece and nephew.  It was just a great weekend!

Mandy and Bailey did tons of planning for this event and I feel like I let them down with the little I helped with!  One of the few things Mandy requested from me was to figure out something to do with Grandma’s wedding dress (which was also my mom’s wedding dress).  Mandy tried the dress on, and it was a bit of a fright.  The entire dress, despite being “preserved” was very yellowed, and its buttons had rusted.  We went back and forth on what to do with the lace and finally found a company that sold necklaces made from wedding gowns.  I ended up using that idea to make a charm for Mandy’s bouquet.

The first step of this process was to see if the lace would survive some brightening.  I’d read chlorine bleach was a bad idea for brittle items, and I’ve started using an oxygen based bleach lately instead.  Unfortunately they said oxygen bleach tends to make rust stains worse…  This meant I couldn’t risk bleaching the entire dress.  Instead I took a strategic swatch of fabric from the lace of the dress and placed it in a jar of water mixed with oxygen bleach powder.   I let it sit for 2 days, shaking and stirring occasionally.

After 2 days the lace looked considerably whiter!  The next step was to get the satin a darker color to use as the background.  There were no tags indicating what the satin material was made of, but I assumed it was at least partially silk.  Assuming this I dyed it using fiber reactive dyes (my favorite) to spectacularly bad results.  After this I tried the “burn test” and it really didn’t look to ball up quite like polyester usually does, so maybe it was a blend. In the interest of time I bought some RIT synthetic dye and a pan from the thrift store (that still works on the induction cooktop – I brought a magnet with me to the store and tested all of them!) After 30 minutes of boiling, and the normal rinse, wash procedure I ended up with a fairly green that wasn’t quite the forest Mandy requested but still provided a nice contrast with the white lace.  After this you can follow my steps below to see how I did the rest!

Lace Wedding Dress Pendant

What you’ll need:

  • lace from dress (brightened if desired, see above)
  • satin from dress (dyed if desired, see above)
  • scrap fleece
  • scrap cardboard
  • Cabuchon setting tray 5/8″ wide or 1″ wide (I bought these)
  • E5000 glue
  • gloves
  • clamps
  1. Cut out a cardboard circle that is 1/8″ narrower in diameter than the cabuchon tray you chose.  (either 1/2″ for the 5/8″ or 7/8″ for the 1″)
  2. Using the cardboard circle as a template, cut out a circle of lace and circle of satin that is approximately 1/4″ wider than the template all around.  (Ultimately this will make  circles 1″ diameter for the 5/8″ holder or 1 3/8″ diameter for the 1″ holder.)
  3. Cut a piece of scrap fleece 1/8″ smaller than the template. (Either 3/8″ diameter for the 5/8″ or 3/4″ diameter for the 1″)
  4. Stack the satin circle on top of the fleece circle on top of the cardboard circle.
  5. Using gloves, add E6000 along the back edges of the cardboard, and then gently pull the satin to overlap and stick into the glue.  Make sure to pull taunt and keep the fabric siting flat.  Place this in the middle of a book (between sheets of waxed paper so it won’t get glued together.  Clamp and let dry overnight.
  6. Remove the satin pendant from the clamps and then place E6000 on the back of the pendant again and then repeat step 5 for the lace.
  7. Remove the satin and lace pendant from the book, place E6000 into the base of the cabuchon tray and then place the pendant into the tray. I had to use my nails to sort of tuck it into the tray, it was a very snug fit.  After you get it in the tray, clamp one more time and let dry another 24 hours.
  8. At this point you are ready to wear! You might want to “fluff” the pendant up a bit since it has been clamped so many times at this point!

Complete side note – Patricia has gotten really good at actually counting objects and singing the abcs.  She counts 1-11 and then 18,19,20.  We’ll have to work on that.  She right now is singing the “a-b-c” song behind me over and over again and for the ending she keeps saying “now I know my H, I, J’s” and it is hilarious.

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Nofurkey!

We had a busy weekend!  We went to two different birthday parties and also squeezed in Davis Farmland and a date night!  And I only worked 3 hours this weekend (not what they desired but still!)

In other great news I figured out what I will be eating for Thanksgiving!!!  (Yes I am going to gloss over that passive aggressive aside about work!)  After 3 vegetarian Thanksgivings I cannot take another faux-turkey.  There have been so many advancements in fake meat over the decades but somehow none of the experimentation went into the fake turkey market.  The last faux turkey loaf I had tasted like tires.  (I won’t tell you when I last licked a tire, you’ll just have to imagine.)  You can’t trick me tofurkey, I still remember what turkey tastes like.

Anyway I pivoted to a recipe I’ve been thinking about for a while… my aunt makes a delicious Toutierre every year for Thanksgiving and its awesome!  I have made it with impossible meat to great success, but I’ve recently been toying with the idea of replicating the flavor with lentils.  I paired it with my favorite winter squash, delicata, and I’m in love!!!  And one of the best parts is it tastes even better the next day!  So if you’re in one of those frequent scenarios where there is “just no room” for the vegetarian main dish in the oven next to all those omnivore dishes, you’re in luck! You can make your roast the day before, pop it in the microwave as the turkey comes out and smile at your low maintenance vegetarian feast!

Lexi’s Thanksgiving Squash

What you’ll need:

  • 1 c brown lentils, rinsed
  • 3 c water
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 1 tbsp Bell’s seasoning
  • ½ tsp salt
  • ½ tsp sugar
  • 1 tbsp of butter (omit for vegan recipe)
  • 4 stalks celery
  • 1 onion
  • 2 delicata squash, halved lengthwise with seeds removed

Add lentils to water and bring to a boil.  Add bay leaf, lower heat and simmer for 30 minutes, stirring occasionally.  Mixture may be a bit liquidy. Remove lentils from heat. Add in butter while still hot and stir to combine

While lentils are cooking, dice celery and onions.  Saute onions and celery in olive oil until onions and celery softens. Stir into the cooked lentils.

Add Bell’s seasoning, salt and sugar to the lentil mixture, stirring to combine.

Place each squash half cut side up on a sheet pan.  Stuff each full of lentil filling.  Roast in a 350 degree F oven for 1 hour.  Serve immediately or save it for the next day, you won’t regret it either way!

Squash ready for roasting!

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Young Lord

First off – you may have noticed I forgot to post last week.  And yesterday.  I didn’t forget I just was working too late.  I will try my best not to let you down again!!  Secondly, you still have a couple weeks to enter my latest contest!  To enter you just need to tell me a love story!

Speaking of love stories, I just LOVE fall.  It is my absolute favorite season, just everything about it!  I’m working on Halloween costumes for the kids (and adults) right now, which hopefully I will have time to finish with all this work!  I tried to get Will to dress up as Rhysand from ACOTR but alas he declined!  (Sidenote:  Will I’m going to remember that next time you suggest going as the Hulk and She Hulk…)  We are going with a backup family costume that we thought was going to be everyone but Julius (he was dead set on being a ghost for Halloween everytime I asked the last several months) but we told him what we’d decided on and he immediately said he wanted to be involved.  So get ready for that.

You know what I’m not ready for?  My babies growing up!  Patricia is speaking in full sentences.  It’s crazy listening to her!  And she’s so smiley and silly.  The cutest/strangest thing she does is comes up to you, looks you right in the eyes, smiles a huge smile and says “hi!’ and then squishes your cheeks like some ancient caricature of a spinster aunt from a movie.

Julius is doing great at reading – he just requires a bit of motivation to get started.  And he’s still an artist, though he’s toned down his crafting lately (sadly)  The other day he made up a song about apples.  Sang it all the way to school.  Patricia started singing along (Julius was a bit annoyed).  It was adorable.

Look at this dapper young sir.

We are going to have a painting commissioned of this little guy in Julius’s new renaissance outfit.  The story with the outfit is the day before the renaissance fair I went to whip up an outfit for Julius.  I had gotten a pattern from a thrift store with what looked like all the pattern enclosed.  What I didn’t realize is that it had included both men’s and boy’s sizes but the men’s size was the only one that was left in the envelope.  I cut out all the pattern pieces and then realize they were HUMONGOUS.  At this point I decided to draft my own pattern (luckily I’d taken Julius’ measurements before bed).  (Yes, this means it’s past 8pm at this point.)  I used some elements that I loved from Will’s knight costume and skimped out and omitted the lining completely (which would have taken me twice as long).  And because I was fretting so much that it wouldn’t fit him I didn’t take a single photo of the process!  Of course it came out exactly like I envisioned (that never happens!), so I regret my lack of photos!  I have my steps and pattern below though and I’d be happy to take or sketch photos if you need an example!

4-5T Toddler Jerkin

What you’ll need:

  • 1 yard of upholstery material (mine’s from the thrift shop)
  • 1.5 yards of trim
  • 18 metal eyelets
  • cording
  • pattern here
  1. Cut out pattern pieces
  2. Fold and stitch darts in front fabric pieces and back fabric pieces.
  3. Pin top front pieces to top back piece at sides. stitch and serge together.
  4. Stitch and serge shoulder seams.
  5. Stitch and serge bottom side panels to bottom back panel.
  6. stitch bottom panels to top portion of jerkin.
  7. Serge unfinished edges of armscye, unfinished edges along the front, top and bottom of the jerkin.
  8. Fold armscye under 1/2″ and stitch.
  9. Fold serged edges under 1/2″ along the front, top and bottom of the jerkin, stitch.
  10. Stitch 2 pieces of shoulder pads, right side together along the curved edge.
  11. Turn right side out and serge along the unfinished edges.
  12. Place pads underneath the shoulder seam, poking out beyond the vest.
  13. Apply trim along edges of the vest and the center seam between the bottom panels and the top of the vest.
  14. Mark location of eyelets using template, then apply using package directions.

 

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