The Main Dish

I just want to take a quick minute to say something to all my readers out there.  Thank you for reading!  Your support and continued cheery comments, or remarks on my projects when I see you in person, are the reason I haven’t given up on this blog endeavor.  Do you know how much I love hearing from you, readers?  Well, every few days I manually go through the comments on my blog.  99.6% of them are spam from Russian bots or ads for penis enhancements, but for every 249 disturbing spam comments I find that one real comment from you, dear readers, that puts a smile on my face.  That one real comment is the reason I continue to manually weed through my comments day in day out.  “Why don’t you just get a better plugin to weed out the spam comments?” I hear you ask.    Well, that’s a good question.

As promised, this week and next week I’m going to show you how to make another craft from Julius’ first birthday party.  After the birthday segment concludes I’ll show you some of the Christmas crafts that I’m making for folks this year.  (This is partially because I don’t want to give any family reading my blog any spoilers, but mostly because I haven’t made anything yet.  Oops.)

This week I’m going to show you how I did the “Hey Diddle Diddle” dish ran away with the spoon plates.  For this project, I had a lot of help from my brother and sister in law when they should have been sleeping while their son slept!  Thank you both!  For this craft you’ll need two plates per place setting, one in clear and one in an opaque color scheme.  Ideally two plates that fit inside one another like these are the best choice.  I know, I know, the environmentalist in me is kicking herself for doubling the trash.  If you’re like me you’ll get plates that are at least recyclable or compostable…

Dish-Ran-Away-with-the-Spoon Plate

What you’ll need (per plate):

  • 1 clear plastic plate (see note above)
  • 1 opaque plate (see note above)
  • 1 plastic spoon
  • 1 sheet of cardstock
  • black sharpie
  • acrylic paint
  • Glue tape or Advanced tape glider or even a glue gun would work
  • arm pattern and face templates here
  1. Take one of your clear plates and flip is so the back side is facing you.
  2. Draw a cartoon face on the back of the plate in sharpie (Can’t draw?  Print these sheets out then trace one of these designs my brother created instead!)
  3. Using a paintbrush, color in any areas where you don’t want the plate color to show through.  For instance – the whites of eyes, mustaches, teeth, tongues etc.  Let dry.
  4. When the paint has dried, apply a bit of glue tape around the top edge of the opaque plate and press the clear plate on top.  (My plates didn’t quite fit within each other so I couldn’t quite do this.)
  5. Next, cut out two arms on your cardstock using the template provided.
  6. Arrange the arms on a table under your plate as you’d like them to appear.  The arms must be under the base of the plate by at least an inch.
  7. Make sure the thumbs are facing the correct direction, then remove the plate and put a bit of tape glue on the base of each arm.  Firmly press the plate on top of the arms, fixing them in place.
  8. Take your spoon and place it in the palm of one of the hands you just glued.  Apply glue tape to the side of the spoon closer to the wrist.  Gently curve the mitten portion of the hand over the spoon and into the blob of glue tape, pressing firmly to secure.

 

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Nursery Rhyme 1st Birthday Party

Well a couple weeks ago we finally held a baby party for Julius’ first birthday!  Since my family was all in town and wanted to participate we held a little party after Thanksgiving in honor of his big day.  Over the coming weeks I’m going to post how-to’s of some of the crafts I did to prepare for the party, so stay tuned.

Invitations

As (almost) always I used evite.  After some searching I found this adorable card:

This is what I wrote inside:

Little boy blue just turned one!  Come celebrate in nursery rhyme land with pizza, calzones, cake and fun!  

Setup

There were four babies in attendance (Julius included), ranging in age from 5.5 to 12 months.  I decided to make the party Mother Goose nursery rhyme themed and set about making the house into a whimsical playland.  (Or I should say my sister and her girlfriend set about making the house into a playland – thank goodness they came early to help me set up!)  I got a new laptop with a cool active pen so I decided to draw up plans for the whole event setup.  Here’s what the setup looked like – there was something in every room.

Julius’ 1st birthday setup

Activities

Crowns and nursery rhyme book favors

In the main entryway I had a little table setup with pink and blue felt crowns (instructions in another post) that matched the invitations and copies of The Pudgy Book of Mother Goose which were the favors for the kiddos.  After searching around I decided board books were one thing that were age appropriate for the entire age range of babies attending.  I tied the whole theme together with an inexpensive decoration – next to each activity I included a poster board “scroll” with a line of verse from one of the rhymes in the book.

Crowns and nursery rhyme book favors

Humpty Dumpty Ball Pit

Through the door on the left (the lounge) I setup a tiny 5′ diameter ballpit with 400 balls.  It was Will’s great idea to make this room “Humpty Dumpty” themed, so instead of falling off a wall, my brother drew an incredible freehand drawing of Humpty Dumpty diving into a ball pit!  In my opinion, this was the hit of the party!  Julius loved (and still loves) his ball pit and every baby there was able to play with it in some capacity.  For the adults we had adult beverages and soda available on top of the bar.

Humpty Dumpty Ball pit

Hey Diddle Diddle Dining

In the adjoining room I had the dining room set up for seating for lunch with a “Hey Diddle, Diddle” theme.  We didn’t have a house cat stuffed animal large enough, so we improvised with a tiger and a fiddle table decoration, and plates themed as the “dish ran away with the spoon” (instructions in a future post).

Cat and the fiddle and dishes running away with the spoons

Hey Diddle Diddle Dining room

Little Miss Muffet Photo Corner

In the kitchen we set up a buffet of kid friendly foods and cupcakes for folks to grab as they wanted.  Right next to the food area, where someone might be seen eating curds and whey perhaps, we had a Little Miss Muffet scene set up for the parents to take pictures of their children.  You may remember the spider from a Halloween post – apparently I’ve become quite attached to him.

Little Master Muffet

Pat-a-Cake Salt Dough

In the living room we had a pat-a-cake salt dough station setup around the coffee table with cookie, cutters, biscuit cutters, a tiny rolling pin and 4 zip lock bags of home made salt dough.  Depending on the child’s age the parents let them play with the dough inside or outside of the bag.  Then with adult help everyone made a handprint ornament by rolling a circle of dough to 3/8″ thick and gently pressing their child’s hand in the dough, starting the with heel of their hand and gently unrolling their child’s fingers.  The good news is you can do this multiple times until it works!  More detailed instructions are below.

Mary Had a Little Lamb Photo Spot

In a stroke of insanity I decided to make a stuffed sheep for a Mary had a Little Lamb photo spot.  I have instructions for this that I will post in the future, but honestly I think it is easier if you just buy a sheep.  The only cool thing about my sheep is you can always add or remove fluff to/from this sheep easily.  Unfortunately, this sheep is not a toy and should only be used with adult supervision.  It does make for a cute photo though.

Food

I kept the menu very simple and for once made almost nothing myself (with the exception of the cupcakes)

  • Calzones – The place I ordered these from has Calzone rolls that can be cut into nice slices
  • Party Pizza – This is a Rhode Island delicacy from my childhood – it is sometimes called red pizza or tomato pie it is essentially pizza with no cheese on top.  It sounds disgusting but is actually really delicious.
  • Chips and Popcorn
  • Vanilla Cupcakes – I used this recipe which made a very dense, eggy cupcake, which actually got rave reviews.  For icing I ended up using classic Pillsbury white frosting in the can (don’t tell Martha), which I quickly whipped and spooned into an icing bag before frosting.

Salt Dough Ornaments

What you’ll need:

  • 1 cup salt
  • 2 cups of flour
  • ¾ cup of water
  • 1 drinking straw
  • 4 quart zip lock bags
  • 4 6″x6″squares parchment paper
  • 4 6″x6″ pieces of cardboard

This recipe makes ornaments for 4 babies.  We used the recipe here

  1. Mix salt and flour and slowly add water into you form a fairly dry dough.  Work the dough with your hands incorporating all the flour.  Place the dough in the fridge in a zip lock bag until ready to use.
  2. Take a 2″ diameter ball of dough and flatten until it is slightly wider than your baby’s hand span and about 3/8″ thick.  (You may need slightly more or less dough depending on the child’s size.)
  3. Gently but firmly press your child’s hand into the dough, heel of the hand first, rolling the hand into the dough up to the fingertips.
  4. Gently remove the child’s hand from the dough.
  5. Use the straw to poke a hole in the dough about 1/2″ from the edge of the ornament.
  6. For guests to transport their ornaments – place the ornament on parchment paper and place parchment paper on top of cardboard.  Insert everything into the ziplock bag, remove air and seal.  Leave the ornament in the bag until you will bake your dough, or alternatively leave the dough out to air dry.
  7. Bake dough at 325 degrees F until dry – about 20 minutes.  Paint ornament if desired.

 

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Towelasaurus

Well we all had quite an exciting weekend!  Julius, Will, Dany and I all went to my parent’s house for the long Thanksgiving weekend!  We were joined by my brother, my sister in law and my nephew as well as my sister and her girlfriend.  Julius had lots of time to play with family while crazy Aunt Lexi and Uncle Will got to hang out with a slightly squishier baby nephew who is very smiley and giggly!

It has become apparent that Will loves babies.  It’s really very cute.  When he’s around any 5 month old baby he always asks to hold them and remarks how Julius isn’t that snuggly anymore.  It’s true to some extent – at five months they are still squishy so they mold nicely to your arms but aren’t as fragile as earlier in their life so there is less need to be so delicate with them.  Perfect snuggling age.  At a year though, or actually even at 10 months when he was crawling, Julius comes over and demands snuggles and hugs from you.  Squishy babies can’t do that; they instead complacently sit there and marinate in your love or else cry until you figure out snuggles is what they need.

Speaking of marinating, Julius had lots of delicious food for Thanksgiving (or as I called it, Turkey Party)!  He loved mashed potatoes and gravy, my aunt’s tourtiere, corn succotash, and pumpkin soup, though he didn’t seem to like the turkey.  He kept throwing it on the floor (presumably for the dog?) a practice he does when he doesn’t like something.  He doesn’t seem to be a chicken fan either, unless it’s slathered in something.  I guess he takes after daddy in that regard.  Either way I am just overjoyed he likes his veggies!

You know what else Julius loves?  Bath time!  He loves to splash in the tub and play with his tub toys.  For his birthday I got him this bath set that comes with 3 floating “water bugs” and a little net to catch them in.  He loves it!  He carries it around with him everywhere, in the water and out.  On top of that he spent at least 30 minutes trying to capture the bugs in the bath the first time he used it.  He first used the net, but then the bugs would float out of the net and “escape” whenever he put the net underwater.  He became suspicious of the integrity of the net and instead captured them in his hands and put them in the net.  Unfortunately the bugs continued to escape when he’d release them into the net.  The darn things just wouldn’t stay put in the net (thanks to flotation).  Eventually he skipped the net altogether, and just captured the bugs with his hands and stuck them underneath his legs to hold them down.  Of course they’d float back to the surface anytime he moved so this didn’t work 100% of the time either.  Watching Julius play with the water bugs was the most hilarious thing I’ve witnessed in a long time.

At the end of bath time we wrap Julius up in a hooded towel and give him lots of snuggles!  We used to use these tiny hooded towels we had when he was a baby, but by 6 months he was too long for them.  At that point we upgraded to a hooded towel we got from a family friend.  One towel is just not enough, so I thought I’d make another one, this one with a fun dinosaur theme!

Hooded Dino Towel

What You’ll Need:

  • Two full size towels
  • 1/8 yd green fleece (mine was scrap)
  • black and white machine or hand embroidery thread and supplies
  1. Cut a 12”x21” piece of towel so that one of the long edges is the finished edge of the towel.
  2. Fold piece of towel in half to form a 12”x10.5” rectangle.
  3. Pin along the unfinished edge adjacent to the fold, curving slightly at the point.
  4. Set pinned towel aside and cut 8 scales, adding .5” seam allowance all around.
  5. Pin and stitch two scales together leaving the flat side opened.
  6. Notch along curve and clip seams.
  7. Turn scale right side out and repeat for other 3 scales.
  8. Insert scales between the  two pieces of towel you pinned. Re-pin.
  9. Stitch and serge along the towel edge and curve
  10. Embroider eyes onto either side of the towel.  (I used a machine, but you can do this by hand)
  11. Fold full size towel in half.  Wrong sides together, pin the bottom of the hood to the towel, lining up edges.  Stitch, slightly into the fluffy part of the towel, past the edging.
  12. Trim the unfinished edge of the hood.
  13. Fold hood up so the unfinished edge of the hood is covered by the edging of the towel.  Pin.
  14. Stitch close to the edge of the edging to enclose the unfinished edge of the hood.

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My Little Pumpkin

I know I start the posts like this a lot, but very recently Julius has started doing the cutest thing!  He helps me clean up!  Last night I accidentally left a bottle of milk on the upholstered bench upstairs and the bottle wasn’t put together properly and leaked all over the bench, staining it.  I was very frustrated, but this morning I got together some dish soap and water (internet recommendation) to clean it up.  I started working the mixture into the stain with my fingertips and Julius watched me intently and started helping.  Afterwards I started scrubbing it with a cloth and I handed Julius the cloth and he continued the process.  Later today I got Julius all cleaned up while he was sitting in his high chair and then started wiping down his high chair table.  I put the cloth down for a second and he grabbed the cloth and continued wiping!  What a big helper!

This evening I got home from work and Julius pointed to the closet where we keep our shoes and coats.  I opened it up and explained to him exactly what it was for and then put my shoes in the closet (my shoes had been strategically sitting in the middle of the floor ready to trip someone).  Julius then spent several minutes working to shut the door himself (it is in a tricky spot so he kept getting trapped between the closet door and our back door.)  I decided to bring him his shoes, and he immediately reopened the door (laboriously) then took a shoe and put it on the top shelf!  I told him what a good job he had done and then he grabbed the shoe off the top shelf, put it on the floor next to the other one, grabbed them both by the backs using one hand, then thought better of it and chucked one into the door.  My theory is that he saw me grabbing the shoes with one hand and thought that was the right way to do it, but his little hands prevented him from executing and he got frustrated and threw them.  Who knows?  Either way my little pumpkin is growing up fast!

You know what else is going by fast?  Fall!  We are already onto the second snow of the year tonight, though we haven’t even had a single cider donut!  Tragedy!  I’ve been drinking pumpkin beer like they are going out of style (or season) though so at least I’ve got that base covered.  Keep fall around a bit longer by using the stems of your sugar pumpkins to make one of these super cute velvet pumpkins!

Velvet Pumpkin

What you’ll need:

  • 16” diameter circle of velvet
  • Embroidery thread in contrasting color
  • 1 real pumpkin top from a sugar pumpkin (I was able to pull them directly off all my sugar pumpkins before I cooked them for pie.
  • Stuffing
  • Hot glue gun
  • Needle & thread
  1. Stitch a long running stitch around the entire perimeter of your circle of velvet, about 1/4” from the edge.
  2. Begin gathering the stitches to form a pouch.
  3. Stuff full of stuffing until fairly firm, then pull the stitches closed.
  4. Stitch a couple stitches to close the hole, then re-stitch through the gathers for added strength and stitch a couple more stitches to finish it.
  5. Stitch and knot 3 strands of embroidery thread into the top of the pumpkin.
  6. Traverse the pumpkin longitudinally and then you get back to the starting point, pull tight to form a ridge in the pumpkin then stitch to tie off.
  7. Repeat 2 more times forming 6 segments of the pumpkin.
  8. Squish the top of the pumpkin down and move the stuffing around to make room for the stem. 
  9. Knot 3 more strands of embroidery thread to the top of the pumpkin, insert directly through the center of the pumpkin to the underside.  Loop over the 3 threads segmenting the pumpkin and back up into the pumpkin back into the top.  Pull tight to form an indentation, then knot to secure.
  10. Make sure your pumpkin stem is completely dry (I waited a week) then coat the bottom of the stem in hot glue and press it onto your pumpkin covering up the gathering stitches and embroidery knots.
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Seal the Deal

I am one today!  Julius is wearing the onesie I made him instead of sleeping before our early wake up to fly to Nashville.

Last week Julius turned one!  Though he didn’t quite understand the concept of opening presents he was very excited for all the new things he received! I decided to make Julius a big giant stuffed animal circus seal.  Yes that sounds a bit weird, so of course there is a story behind it.  For Lauren and Andrew’s wedding the staff came out halfway through the dancing with huge platters of LED glasses, crowns, tambourines, rings, etc.  We all spangled ourselves in fabulous neon glory and danced the rest of the night away.  The next day Julius discovered the cache of blinking goodies and decided the tambourine and ring were his favorite.

The problem with the ring is that it was a giant 1.5″ diameter sphere bauble that he liked to immediately put in his mouth.  Though I think it would be nearly impossible for him to get that ring far enough into his mouth that he would choke on it, I didn’t want to take the risk.  My idea was to take the color changing LED ring and turn it into the nose of my circus seal, that way it was solidly affixed to something, and would prevent him swallowing it.  Unfortunately the idea did not pan out (I had to make some modifications to the ring to attach it, which looked silly), hence the pom pom nose.  The first thing Julius did when I gave him the seal was chomp on his nose though, so I guess I had at least the vision correct.

Also I would have used grey, but I didn’t have any grey material.  Now he’s a sort of sea lion cross snow seal hybrid….

Giant Circus Seal

What you’ll need:

  • 1.5 yards fleece fabric
  • 2lb bag of stuffing
  • 1 large pom pom
  • black embroidery thread
  • Pattern here – will be updated when I am back in town!
  1. Cut out all pattern pieces as indicated in pattern, being sure to transfer all markings.
  2. Pin seal tail pieces together, leaving a 3″ gap in the center as indicated on pattern.  Stitch. 
  3. Turn tail right side out and make sure to fold the unfinished edge inside.
  4. Using a long running stitch, pin and stitch along three lines you marked on the tail.
  5. Place two of the flipper pieces together.  Pin, leaving a gap where the flipper will attach.  Stitch. 
  6. Clip points of the flipper.  Turn flippers right side out.
  7. Pin two sides of seal together on outside between markings.
  8. Pin the belly of the seal to the seal body, lining up points of belly at each marking.
  9. Remove pins to open up a gap at the top of the belly on one side about 4 inches wide.  Insert a flipper inside the gap and repin the side of the belly, enclosing the open end of the flipper. Repeat for second flipper.
  10. Remove pins to open a gap about 4 inches wide on the bottom of the body on the tail end.  Fold the tail in half and insert into the gap you just created.  Make sure the unfinished edge of the tail is sandwiched in the gap.  Repin, encompassing the unfinished edge of tail.
  11. Stitch along seal body pins, stopping on the underside about 6 inches from the seal belly.
  12. Turn seal right side out.
  13. Stuff.
  14. Stitch pom pom onto nose of seal
  15. Hand embroider eyes onto seal.
  16. Hand stitch the belly closed using blind stitch.
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Unhampered Progress

The spider went over very well last week at work, and the little guy really loved the Halloween party!  He tried very hard to chase every single child dressed up as a dinosaur.  I guess he likes dinosaurs!  AND he was the cutest ewok I’ve ever seen.  Just look at this gif!  I guess they even liked my Endor Leia costume because I won second prize in the costume contest (I lost to a guy riding a dinosaur, let’s face it that is pretty hard to beat – Julius would agree).

Julius has been working on clapping his hands during the “If You’re Happy and you Know it” song this past month at daycare.  He’s gotten so good at it that he now associates clapping with happiness.  Every time he’s happy he claps!  For instance today during his bath, I started singing Baby Beluga and he clapped!  This morning for breakfast he ate some hard boiled eggs and he clapped!  Dany paid attention to him this afternoon and he clapped!  It’s pretty great seeing what is going to make him clap.  (Plus it really feels great being applauded for our efforts.)

What makes me clap lately is a clean house… for a while there I was so overwhelmed I let the house get a bit messy but I’m trying to get back on track.  The first thing I’ve been tackling is laundry!  There is SO MUCH laundry to do all the time (partially because of the cloth diapers but also because babies generate so much laundry).  We let mountains of clean laundry pile up on the laundry table which is exceedingly frustrating.  I’ve been trying to take my laundry and Julius’ laundry up once a week.  On top of that, since we don’t have a laundry shoot we tend to just chuck dirty bibs down the stairs until one of us walks downstairs and can deliver them to the sorted laundry bins.  We joke about this being a trip hazard, but it really is a trip hazard.  I finally made a laundry bin to go on the back of the basement door to throw dirty bibs and cloth napkins in.  The hamper was super easy to make and takes up very little space.  After I installed it, I asked Will if he had noticed it and he responded that he had but immediately after he saw it he had accidentally chucked a bib down the stairs instead of using it.

DIY Hanging Laundry Hamper

What you’ll need:

  • 2/3 yard of duck canvas material (59/60″ width)
  • 41″ of lightweight boning or spring steel wire and 2 inches of nylon joiner tubing

(1/2″ seam allowance included)

  1. Cut canvas into a 51″ x 21″ rectangle.
  2. Fold rectangle in half lengthwise to form a 21″x25.5″ rectangle.
  3. Pin opened sides of the rectangle together and stitch to form a bag.
  4. Fold unfinished top of bag under 1/2″ and then under 3/4″ again.  Pin.
  5. Insert boning or spring steel wire into flap you just created.
  6. Pull bag taunt around the boning/wire and overlap the edges of the boning/wire so they fit exactly to the opening of the bag.  Zig zag stitch boning to hold together or insert ends of spring steel wire in nylon joiner tube and shrink to hold together.
  7. Stitch around the flap you created, sealing the boning/wire inside.  Be careful not to stitch through the boning or wire as your needle could break suddenly and dangerously.
  8. Finally, cut two pieces of canvas, 2″x6″ each.
  9. Fold in half, then fold under 1/2″ on each end unfinished edge to form a long strip.  Pin and sew.
  10. Mark the center of the back of the bag.  Measure 6″ on either side of the marking to mark where your loops should go.  Fold each strip from step 9 above in half to form a loop.
  11. Stitch rip at each loop marking 1/2″.  Insert unfinished ends of loop into the gap you created, and stitch, backtacking at either end to reinforce.
  12. Turn inside out and hang!
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Not so Itsy Bitsy Spider

Julius is getting good at walking!  He walks like a penguin, without bending his knees, but he can nearly make it across an entire room without losing his balance.  If he has something to hold onto (like your hand) he can walk pretty much indefinitely.  He’s also been working on feeding himself.  In the next classroom (at 15 months) they no longer spoonfeed so he must be able to feed himself!  Since he isn’t great at using a spoon by himself we’ve been giving him finger foods for lunch instead of his usual mushed up baby food.  While easier than pureeing, I haven’t figured out how to store a bunch for later (I freeze the pureed baby food in ice cube trays so I only have to prepare a variety of foods at the beginning of the week).  We try to give him the same food we eat for dinner or lunch but frequently I make items that are spicy or very flavorful so I need a backup plan.  Suggestions are welcome!!

Hammin’ it up!

I’m actually in the airport writing this (another wedding!) and currently Julius is off charming everyone in the room.  He has made a full circuit of the gate area and has befriended a stewardess, the three people next to us and the custodian.  He came back over to get Sheepy and is again making the rounds to introduce him/her to all his new friends.  What a ham.

His personality is evolving constantly and it is so incredible (and bizarre) to see him grow into a little boy with his own opinions and ideas.  Despite looking exactly like Will he has a personality all his own.  Though I do wonder if he’ll inherit Daddy’s affinity for board games or my love of sewing.  We’ll see.

Speaking of my love of sewing, the many weekends of weddings have put me way behind on my craft projects!  I have a backlog of projects that I’ve been trying to catch up on, the first of which is for my work Halloween party which is only a couple days away.  I have been put in charge of decorating the building for the party and of course I wanted to throw in an element all my own.  I decided to cover a wall of the cafeteria with dollar store spider webs and put a giant spider in the center.  I made the spider last week.  You can make one yourself if you’re feeling creepy-crawley.

Giant Hang-able Spider

What you’ll need:

  • 8 wire coat hangers (I used the free ones you get from the dry cleaners)
  • 1″x5″x12″ piece of scrap wood
  • 2 picture hangers
  • 1 yard of black fur
  • 1 yard of black flannel
  • stuffing material (I used a combination of stuffing and packing peanuts)
  • thin feather boas – 8 (I got them from the dollar store)
  • black duct tape
  • 2-8 googly eyes (I used 6 1-3 inches each)
  1. Cut out a 24″ diameter circle of black flannel (this will be the head).  Divide the circle into 8ths and mark off 8 equidistant points along the circumference.
  2. Fold the black flannel circle’s darts as indicated on the pattern.  Stitch.
  3. Trim the darts to 1/2″seam.
  4. Draw a 12″ diameter circle on the black flannel, overlap a 16″diameter circle with the first circle, so the distance between the points they intersect at is 5″. Cut out. (This will be the body piece)
  5. Attach the black flannel head to the flannel body piece along the small circle (right sides together). Leave a 5″ gap where the two circles overlap.  Stitch and turn right side out.  Stuff with stuffing.
  6. Cut out a 24″ diameter circle of black fur (this will be the spider’s bottom).  Divide the circle into 8ths and mark off 8 equidistant points along the circumference.
  7. At each point along the circumference, fold fabric so furry side is on the inside.  Form the fold so it is 3″ deep.  Mark at 5″ from the unfinished edge of the fold upwards then stitch from the 3″ deep mark on the circumference up to the 5″ mark on the fold along the invisible leg of the triangle connecting them.
  8. Trim the darts to 1/2″ seam.  Repeat for other folds.
  9. Attach the fur bottom to the flannel body piece along the larger circle, right sides together.   Leave a 5″ gap where the two circles overlap.  Stitch and turn right side out.
  10. Using a set of pliers, straighten your clothes hangers.  Drill 4 9/64″ holes through the . piece of wood for the legs
  11. Insert piece of wood into head of spider, through the stuffing, close to the body piece of flannel.
  12. Insert hangers through the head of the spider to form the legs.  Remove the piece of wood from the head of the spider to insert hot glue into the holes, place back into head of spider and insert clothes hanger wire.
  13. Using the pliers turn the tip of each leg into a small loop so it is not sharp.  
  14. Cover the entire wire with black duct tape, enclosing the sharp point of the hanger.
  15. Glue one end of a feather boa to the point where each leg meets the head.
  16. Twist boa tightly around the leg and secure to the end of the leg with hot glue.
  17. Flip the body right side out and stuff (I used mostly packing peanuts for this part so they’d be light).
  18. Handstitch the body and head to one another to seal up the holes used for turning and stuffing.
  19. Cut chelicerae/mandibles out of fur using the pattern.  Make sure to cut two from one side and two with the pattern flipped.
  20. Pin each pair of mandible pieces right sides together.   Stitch along the edges leaving the straight edge at the bottom opened.  
  21. Flip right side out then stuff lightly.  Hand stitch the mandibles to the head of the spider just below where the head meets the body.
  22. Position picture hangers at either end of the wooden board on the belly of the spider.  Screw by hand into the spider so you have something to hang your spider from.
  23. Finally, attach googly eyes to the spider by sewing or gluing (depending on the type of googly eyes).

    Spider pre-googly eyes. It looks pretty fearsome.

Side note: Julius usually loves cuddling with any toy that is larger than he is but I think the spider freaked him out a bit.  While he didn’t cry when he saw it; he also didn’t run over and try to hug it either.

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Rebel Scum

So I keep getting asked what Julius is going to be for Halloween, or more specifically what I am making for Julius’ costume this year.  I have to get this out there, I bought Julius’ costume.  I’m really disappointed in myself, but we decided to be Endor Han, Leia and Wicket and when I typed “ewok” (not even “ewok costume” or “baby ewok”) into Google the third hit was the most adorable ewok baby costume you’ve ever seen in your entire life.  It was from the Disney store (they know their stuff).  I thought it was going to be exorbitantly expensive (Disney store!) – but it was $30.  Not even counting labor I wouldn’t be able to make a costume for that price in materials alone!  On top of that, how can I possibly top this clever costume?

We tried the costume on Julius and he was SO EXCITED.  I didn’t expect him to be excited by a costume!  Maybe he takes after his mommy!  Or maybe it was just the big fat stuffed belly that was part of the costume making him excited.  He kept trying to hug himself and rolled around the floor giggling. Adorable.  With the kiddo’s perfect costume out of the way, I only had to work on adult costumes.

Leia’s Endor costume is pretty darn easy.  It is a high necked poncho type thing covered in camo.  Super easy.  And Han is wearing his typical getup plus a trenchcoat covered in camo.  Not bad.  I was actually intending to make the full Han getup until I found a Han costume that Will wore in college.  It’s pretty cheesy with build in black boots, but since Will doesn’t own knee high black boots that is fine by me.  The trenchcoat I purchased at the thrift store for $10, and when I got it home I realized it was a very fine brand that sells for quite a bit of money on ebay.  The collar was perfect and Will kept saying “destroy it” to me over and over again so I decided to cover it in camo fabric paint.

As for Leia I had acquired some tan fabric somewhere at some point. (As a tangent, I’ll have you know that last time I went to the thrift store I passed on an entire bolt of very pretty green fabric for fear of being a fabric hoarder – it was only $10!  For the whole bolt!  I hope you’re proud.)  Anyway, I had a lot of tan fabric so I cut it down to make into the poncho and then covered it in camo fabric paint.  I’ll wait to show the full family’s attire on Halloween week.  In the meantime, if you want to make your own Leia costume, I’ve got you covered.  Next step – find a Halloween party.

You may not have seen Star wars 6.5 – where Han and Leia adopt a baby ewok.

Princess Leia, and a cow!? My friend Melissa is loving her cow costume. Next time I’m making one of those.

Endor Leia Poncho

What You’ll Need:

  • 2.25 yards of medium weight cotton or linen fabric
  • Tulip Color Shot spray fabric paint in Green, Coffee and Brown (don’t pay more than $3 per can – I used coupons at Joann, but Walmart and Amazon have it for $3 normally)

Unless specified – assume .5″ seam allowance everywhere.

  1. Cut a rectangle of fabric 27″x36″ for poncho front and 39″x36″ for poncho back.
  2. Find center of 36″ edge of front and back and mark a 12″ slit.  Pin front and back together and stitch from one end to beginning of 12″ slit and from 12″ slit to other end.
  3. Cut second rectangle of fabric 28″x17″ for neck.
  4. Fold neck rectangle in half into a 14″x17″ rectangle.  Stitch along 17″ unfinished edge.
  5. With the poncho still right side in,  turn neck right side out and insert into the 12″ poncho hole.  Line seam up with one of the shoulder seams.  Pin neck edge to either end of the poncho.
  6. Stitch along one side of neck from shoulder seam to shoulder seam.  Turn and repeat for other side.
  7. Turn arm edge of poncho under 5″.  Press.
  8. Turn under an additional .5″. Press.
  9. Stitch close to fold.  Repeat for second side.
  10. Turn bottom of poncho under .5″ and again .5″.  Press and stitch to form hem.
  11. Finally, turn neck under .5″ and then 1″. Press and stitch close to the inner fold to form hem.
  12. When the poncho is complete you can spray paint your work.  Follow the manufacturer’s instructions and spray light brown blotches randomly.  (It is very difficult to really do this randomly unless you are blindfolded, so try not to give in to OCD and make blotches at regular intervals like I did.)
  13. Repeat with the brown paint.
  14. Repeat with green paint.

Fend off the imperial army.

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Baby on the Lam

We just spent the last four days celebrating the wedding of my amazing brother-in-law Andrew and my new fabulous sister-in law Lauren.  The wedding (and really just the whole weekend) can only be described by one word: magnificent.  Lauren, a corporate event planner (and former wedding planner), did not let us down with her perfectly orchestrated, beautiful, one heck of a weekend!  I joked to my brother-in-law that I feared their wedding may have tainted all future nuptials for me.

Julius got to hang out with some of my mother in law’s dear friends from college during the service, while watching though the glass windows abutting the ceremony space.  For family photos, he was his usual cheerful self, prompting the photographer to ask “what did you give that baby”?   I think the photographer even got him to smile in some of the photos.

The airplane ride was a bit long for him this time, and he was disgruntled being confined to our laps for the flights.  He was actually most happy when we let him stand on the floor holding onto our knees for part of the flight.  Though this eventually caused quite a stir when at one point I fell asleep, and Will, who had been watching him, exclaimed that Julius was missing.  Being very confused I awoke to hear the people behind us say they wouldn’t charge us for babysitting.  They passed him over the seat, along with his pile of toys, which he had apparently brought with him before he escaped.  Will and I like to refer to Julius fast-crawling away from us while giggling as “baby on the lamb”, but this gave the expression whole new meaning (and perhaps another review of daddy daycare!?)

When you want a comfort meal, perhaps after you had a near brush with an escaped child, but don’t have time to make it, whip up this rich dish!  This is my interpretation of lobster mac and cheese, but with no hands on prep work.  I made this dish several times for myself when Julius was very young.  I was able to make it by just dumping into my tiny crock pot while Julius was snoozing.

Crockpot Crab Mac & Cheese

Serves 1 to 2 (you can quadruple the recipe and cook in a 3 quart crock pot to serve 4)

Ingredients

  • 1 tbsp butter (melted in the microwave)
  • 1 heaping tsp of flour
  • 1 cup milk 
  • ½ cup elbow macaroni
  • ½ cup cheddar
  • 2 tbsp marscapone cheese (or cream cheese)
  • ¼ tsp onion powder
  • 1 tsp garlic
  • ¼ tsp garlic powder
  • 1 tbsp cognac
  • 1 6oz can Bumblebee premium select wild crabmeat
  1. Melt butter in microwave, pour into little dipper crock pot and whisk with 1 heaping tsp of flour.
  2. Heat milk for 30 seconds in microwave, until warm then whisk into melted butter/flour mixture
  3. Combine rest of the ingredients and stir.
  4. Cover then cook on high 3 – 4 hours.  
  5. Stir to combine then pour into bowl and let stand 5 minutes before enjoying!

 

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The North Remembers

We spent this past weekend in Miami for our friends Joe and Natalie’s wedding!  (You may recognize my friend Joe from this blog as my occasional guest photographer… in actuality he is one of my best friends from college.)  The wedding was so much fun and we were overjoyed to be able to celebrate with them!  Congrats Joe & Natalie!

Will, Julius and I flew into PBI since flights were cheaper and direct, then drove down to Miami.  On the way to Miami we stopped at a Walmart to pick up some disposable diapers for Julius (first time we’ve used disposables in months!) while Will & Julius sat in the car.  There was a grandmotherly looking woman in the diaper section sitting at a podium advertising Pampers Pure.  I thought she might be giving out samples or coupons, which would be fortuitous for the one time I buy diapers in 4 months, so I sidled over.  She must have thought I was a creeper without a child because I had to ask her what she was advertising.  She handed me a fact sheet of paper (great…) then asked if I had a child.  I said, “yep, he’s in the car, I just came in to grab some diapers quickly”.  I swear her jaw dropped, and a look of horror spread over her face.  I could almost see the gears turning; it was 86 degrees out and she must think I left Julius in the sweltering car.  So I quickly amended, “he’s with my husband, in the air conditioning”.  I kid you not, she almost fainted from relief.  Her only response was, “can you even imagine?!”  Clearly I could not imagine any such thing, or I wouldn’t have said to her “I left my son in the car” with no follow up.  After that incredibly uncomfortable conversation I didn’t even get any free diapers.  On the bright side though I also didn’t have to discuss my phrasing with the police.

On a lighter note, my co-worker Roger requested another project.  Unfortunately he requested this project about 5 days before my maternity leave ended, and if you’ve been reading my blog you know that the days aren’t as long as they used to be.    So 5 months later I finally finished it!  One of the managers in our group works on a part of a product that made her declare in a meeting “I am the manager of the North”.  That sparked a lot of discussion among all the Game of Thrones fans in my group.  Roger then asked me to make a “Manager of the North Banner”.  After a few iterations someone asked me to add a pineapple (that’s a longer story).

Here’s what I came up with:

This is actually the most complex embroidery pattern I have designed.  In addition, I started over several times due to computer issues and suggestions from co-workers.  I’m pretty happy with how it came out though.  If you want the pattern, feel free to send me an email or write me a comment and I’ll send it your way.  Otherwise, you can screen print, stencil, or embroider whatever you want on your banner.  Below are the instructions on how to construct it!

DIY Banner

What you’ll need:

  • 1/2 yard of fabric
  • 15″ length of 3/8″ dowel
  • 2 – 3/8″ button plugs
  • wood glue
  • 1 yd of ribbon to hang your dowel
  1. Cut out banner front and back using template.
  2. Pin front to back, right sides together. 
  3. Stitch around the sides and bottom leaving top opened.
  4. Trim the points of the banner. 
  5. Turn banner right side out, press flat with iron.
  6. Fold the top of the banner over 1.75″.  Press.
  7. Fold 1/4″ under.  Press. 
  8. Pin and stitch at the fold leaving a gap to insert a hanger in. 
  9. Glue the plugs to either end of the 15″ dowel.  Let dry.
  10. Insert dowel into banner and attach ribbon ends to either end of dowel.

 

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